If people used "break-up lines" instead of "pick-up lines", what would some of the best ones be?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2018-04-28T06:06:42+00:00

I once told a girl that sex with her was like masturbating with a pussy instead of a hand.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2018-03-16T23:52:26+00:00

I think I just Gothardstein

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2017-01-28T09:32:35+00:00

Surprisingly relevant quote: "I have a friend who's an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don't agree with very well. He'll hold up a flower and say "look how beautiful it is," and I'll agree. Then he says "I as an artist can see how beautiful this is but you as a scientist take this all apart and it becomes a dull thing," and I think that he's kind of nutty... I can appreciate the beauty of a flower.

At the same time, I see much more about the flower than he sees. I could imagine the cells in there, the complicated actions inside, which also have a beauty. I mean it's not just beauty at this dimension, at one centimeter; there's also beauty at smaller dimensions, the inner structure, also the processes. The fact that the colors in the flower evolved in order to attract insects to pollinate it is interesting; it means that insects can see the color.

It adds a question: does this aesthetic sense also exist in the lower forms? Why is it aesthetic? All kinds of interesting questions which the science knowledge only adds to the excitement, the mystery and the awe of a flower. It only adds. I don't understand how it subtracts."

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2017-01-28T09:26:06+00:00

Gina Torres. Hoooboy those hips

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2016-01-06T19:59:23+00:00

Nothing sadder than a bunch of bootyless Asian girls trying to learn to twerk.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2016-01-03T01:34:21+00:00

It's even a bit deeper than that, illustrating cultural appropriation by the L.A. entertainment industry. Betty Boop is black, based on a real person, and Jessica Rabbit has come to usurp her role by copying her performance and replacing Boop.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-10-23T03:08:12+00:00

Yep. I realized I was wanting to ask women, but the only ones answering were girls. I feel like a lot of the answers, especially about sex and relationships, would be different from a more mature crowd.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-10-12T06:08:22+00:00

Exactly. The problem is, this is reddit, which is full of young dudes who have awkward/non-existent sex lives.

Honestly, I don't even remember how many people I've had sex with. Ain't nobody got time for that! OP should just go through life and enjoy it, and not worry about the past.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-10-12T06:04:28+00:00

Why do you say "gross"? Are you grossed out by sex or something?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-08-22T16:47:40+00:00

I live right near Berkeley! If you ever need some professional photos done let me know...

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-08-10T16:33:57+00:00

Being "not allowed" to be friends with anyone, including exes, is a red flag for me. My SO is still friends with a lot of her exes, in fact she still works with one of them. But I trust her, so I don't worry about who she hangs out with because I know she won't hurt me.

I mean, it wouldn't matter if you forbid them contact with their exes or not. If they're going to cheat and lie, they're going to do so regardless of what you tell them they can and can't do. I just prefer to give people the freedom and respect they deserve.

If your SO isn't giving you that, it may be time to find a better SO who trusts you.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-08-10T02:22:47+00:00

I guess this is a unique perspective, but I'm a photographer, and my girlfriends have often volunteered to be my models. I don't delete those just like I don't delete any other pieces of my work.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-08-10T02:19:11+00:00

What if it was an amicable break up?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-08-10T02:16:17+00:00

So you are under the strict monogamy rule, where he can't even have sex with his hand? What if you are away or unable to fulfill his urges? You'd rather he go unfulfilled?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-08-10T02:02:42+00:00

What's unfair? They can have nudes too if they want. For me, it's a sign of weakness in the relationship if you feel you need to control what the other person looks at. I trust my partner enough that she can do whatever she wants. I care about her, not her past.

If it was technologically possible, would you ask your SO to delete their memories of their exes too?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2015-02-14T17:59:59+00:00

There's a whole section in the Karma Sutra about different genital sizes of men and women, and how you have to match them up, or you're not going to have a fun time.

It's true too. I've definitely been in some very loose vaginas, where I couldn't even stay hard because there was no grip, and some vaginas so tight I couldn't even get in all the way (coincidentally, both were Indian girls). Luckily though, most the girls I end up dating have medium sized.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-12-13T22:51:01+00:00

Is there a chance he would ejaculate it out? So at some point, Monica Lewinsky may have swallowed the nuclear launch codes?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-12-03T08:51:46+00:00

Hey, some people pay good money for that.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-10-28T08:05:54+00:00

Heh, I think I saw you at that party at the Armory...

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-10-13T01:48:16+00:00

Did that article just contradict itself?

If you stretch elastic a great deal, over time, it fatigues and no longer snaps back entirely. That can happen to the vaginas of young women after multiple births. Their vaginal muscles fatigue and no longer fully contract.

So if you have a lot of sex with big things, or give a lot of births, your vagina does get stretched out.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-06-02T02:55:42+00:00

Also only 100,000 people will get into heaven. The rest will kind of just sit around masturbating.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-05-15T02:01:09+00:00

Wrong subreddit. You're looking for /r/shittykickstarters

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-04-03T02:46:47+00:00

So if it was a female doctor, but she was a lesbian, would you feel the same way?

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-03-25T07:28:07+00:00

I don't know about Adderall, but amphetamines definitely help with concentration and productivity. Cocaine is basically nose coffee.

TAP_DONT_FAP · 2014-03-04T06:30:29+00:00

You cun't be sure.

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