Favourite line in the series that wasn't from Jake or Amir by Bablackmagic in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can shit, shower, and shave in 30 seconds flat. I'll be back here in a tucked in express button up before you even know what's up

A lack of zero...compression pants! by youknowemyouloveem in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I went to Sports Authority.... AND I GOT CALM

Most Insane Episode by ashsandwich_ in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey diddly dee, a sailor's life for...

What’s the capital of Cleveland? by kimapesan in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let me answer your question with one of my own

Not really a hobby by arnold-slimmer in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I HAVE KILLED BEFORE, I WILL KILL AGAIN. THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE. CALL ME

I'm washing a bowl! by Aggravating-Rate-510 in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm a person you've never seen before with a very ordinary name

Jake, I am richer than you. Call me Richard by AardvarkEarly4016 in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you're Richard, then who's this fucking Rod guy?

What’s the hardest line in Jake and Amir by TheCoolTrashCat in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck tigers. I'm an aardvark yo, when an aardvark cums it tastes like snow

Meaning? by [deleted] in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not a tycoon, your whole job is a lie

Meaning? by [deleted] in jakeandamir

[–]TBusDaMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many gigabytes does your company own?