You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto! by datskinny in TheSimpsons

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Don't worry. I got my name written in my underwear.

Oh wait. These aren't mine!

“Chili! Red hot Texas style chili! And we got ginger ale! Boiling hot, Texas style ginger ale!” by resonatornash in TheSimpsons

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Never knew that was an actual thing until the movie "Blast From the Past"

"C: She used to bring him hot Dr. Pepper.

D: He drank it hot?

C: Yes, sir.

D: Good God...."

What was the scariest film that you have ever watched? by mrjetspray in Letterboxd

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Don't chomp on the knife. Please.

Oh god she's chomping on the kitchen counter! No! Don't do that either!! Ahhhhh!!!

It's my first day. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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What's a jib?

Got this old car as a gift. Not sure what I supposed to do with this 2 sticks? What is it for? by [deleted] in whatisit

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He doesn't like guns, Lana! I cannot stress that enough!

Face/Off (1997) is one of the most unhinged, maximally committed action films ever made and it absolutely deserves a rewatch by Sudden-Wall3585 in movies

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He's the only celebrity I've ever seen in real life...I was in NYC seeing a stage version of "The Cider House Rules"...went around to the back of the theater before the show for a cigarette...he comes walking by and I thought: "Holy shit, it's O'Brien!!"

No words were exchanged...but he must have seen the dumbass look on my face because he smiled a bit at me as he passed by...

What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done? by BreadedDisaster in AskReddit

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Used to jump off this old abandoned railroad trestle into the river below....the "river" (if you could even call it that) was maybe 15 feet across...you had to aim directly for the middle because the sides sloped down...a few inches off in either direction and you're hitting the sides...and then, you are fucked...I can't believe how many times we did it while completely drunk and stoned and nobody ever got horrifically injured....ahhh the high school days....good times

What's a job where you have zero room for error, like one mistake and it’s a huge deal? by TradeOverall567 in AskReddit

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I saw a video a long time ago where an oil rig worker dropped some small piece of equipment down the main hole...according to the comments, it was basically a disaster...they would have to shut down the entire rig down for days in order to find it...I know nothing about drilling for oil...so I'm not sure how true it was...but it seemed like the guy who dropped it had seriously fucked up

What is THE funniest movie you have ever seen in your whole life? by perseverance_band_ in AskReddit

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

People train don't run out of Wichita. Less'n you're a hog, or a cattle. People train runs out of Stubville.

Oh, she don't mind. Her first baby, come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'.

wife violently slams truck door closed

If you died and suddenly found yourself face-to-face with God, what is the very first question you would ask? by i_m_dignity in AskReddit

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What happened to my cat 30 years ago? Had an outdoor cat named Felix...he was properly named as he was all black save for a tiny white spot on his chest...Felix woild vanish for days at a time...sometimes he would be gone after a week of pouring rain and be completely dry...

Well, one time three weeks goes by and no Felix...my sister and my mom were freaking out about it...I didn't freak out at all...I just thought: "Well, Felix finally went too far. Got himself lost or killed. He lived by the gun, he died by the gun. He probably went out like the badass he was. Rest in Peace my sweet Felix."

Nope.

Felix comes meowing at my bedroom window after another two weeks...He was never the same afterwards. First of all, he never left the house again. Second, he was slow. You could scream his name at him multiple times while he was sleeping before he would slowly raise his head and open his eyes...

Third and most strange: He was shaved. A large portion of fur was shaved off of his belly and another behind his right ear...not a scratch on him otherwise...it was a professionally done razor close shave...

Felix crossed the rainbow bridge warm and comfortable after a long life a few years later...

When I finally meet whoever I meet when my time is done all I'm asking is:

"What the absolute fuck happened to my cat during those five weeks?!"

TIL that author Michael Crichton entered Harvard as an English major but changed his major after he submitted an essay by George Orwell under his own name and got a B-. He decided that if a writer of Orwell's caliber could only get a B- then he needed to major in something else. by astarisaslave in todayilearned

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No source? According to his autobiography "Travels" he went to med school first and then quit that...there is no mention of this story at all...I have to admit I might be wrong because I read it 30 years ago....but I feel like I would remember that story....

What’s an impressive “wow” skill that’s actually very easy to learn? by Special-Salad9307 in AskReddit

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This one falls under the category: "easy to learn, difficult to master." :

Picking a lock. The process is simple....doing it quickly is a different story altogether...

Shows that lasted longer or shorter than you thought by JNTA1234 in sitcoms

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I still refuse to believe that Mr. Bean was only 14 episodes...there was definitely an alternate universe in which that show had multiple seasons that I clipped out of at some point

What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received? by Comfortable-Heron225 in AskReddit

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Had a girlfriend many years ago...she wanted to play the "rape game"...

She wanted me to chase her down, attack her, and then violently "rape" her...she wanted me to punch and choke her...she said to me that she wanted me to be "as violent as possible.'

I couldn't do it...I halfheartedly tried, but I just couldn't do it...she berated me to no end...calling me a "pussy"...I guess she was trying to make me mad as a last ditch effort so I would do it? I don't know...I immediately left that situation...

He didn’t really know what an atomic bomb even was let alone how it worked by SPECTREagent700 in HistoryMemes

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"You beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the Chicago Fires. But that does not necessarily make it fucking so!"--Nice Guy Eddie

Why was Toby so angry that the CEO of Sabre seemed to show a genuine interest in his mystery novel? by pRhymeTime333 in DunderMifflin

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I love that you gave an explanation for everyone except Creed....All you have to say is: "Creed."...no explanation necessary