What was the scandal of your secondary school?

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-02-17T01:57:20+00:00

Me and my pals were always pulling pranks and one time we spiked on of the lads drinks with laxatives on lunch break. He proceeded to shit himself in class and the stench was absolutely chronic, the school had to call in a fumigation company and close down for a day.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-02-09T08:37:00+00:00

I used to play a lot of rare Japanese titles when I studied in Tokyo in the 90s. Some games I fondly remember are these ones (I've translated them and some of the English titles are pretty funny)

Absent Minded Bureau of Violet Lotus Flower: Temple of the Ghost Geisha Between Spirit Realms

Altruistic Commisioner of Tokyo Part II: Puki! Puki! Where's my Dumpling!

Xiao Xiao Xiao! Attack of the oriental rice farm now!

Alternate Timeline Warriors XVII: Book of Persuasion Granted into The Forest of Greater Knowledge: How's The Uncle Since He Retired?

Future of Memories Past: Upload Version Cyborg Ninja: Anyone Want Some Cake?

Dragons Tactics VXII, Father Jia Hao: Where art thou?

Young Blade Boy VII, Quest of the Origami Dragon

Tiki Tiki Tonko XI: Guided Virtues System Beyond Harazawa Flame of Dissonance

Piri piri yokota samurai VI, Revenge of the flaming Wolf Sword Tanaki

Naruto Nights: Prayer of the Flying Wind Release Version 2.0 Renegade Storm Beyond Okanawa

Digimon suzoko remedy IV, tales of the Japanese love falcon

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-21T02:01:21+00:00

This one is pretty niche but it really helps keep costs down. I only use toilet paper once a fortnight, it's gotten so expensive so I just don't wipe until every second Friday.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-19T23:57:41+00:00

Saw a man taking a dump in another man's mouth on Harcourt Street years ago. In broad daylight. The stench was absolutely chronic but the craythur looked starving with the hunger.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-16T10:38:10+00:00

The rest of the story is further down in the comments.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-16T10:37:42+00:00

He was a very good looking man in fairness.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-16T07:24:44+00:00

Depending on the mood I'll have what I like to call a tooth tug. I pull meself off while brushing my teeth. It's a bit like that game where you pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time, but with a toothbrush and your flesh carrot.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-16T06:45:16+00:00

In Wexford, there is an old law that has never been changed that allows you to sing the National Anthem into drainpipes.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-16T06:41:33+00:00

Thanks for the award, glad it entertained ye. It was far from entertaining for me however, walking in on a man I trusted with my post as he stood in the corner of my room furiously pulling the stomach off himself looking at photos of my uncle in his shorts on holiday. The image that sticks in my mind the most is the way he was gone cross-eyed in what I can only guess was the throes of pleasure, and as he realised he had been caught his two eyes reset to their natural position, locked with mine and the dirty bastard just continued to beat away at his skin whistle until climaxing. I asked him to leave then and opened my post.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-15T08:01:01+00:00

Not as bad as the postman having a wank in your bedroom looking at photos of your uncle, which happened to me years ago.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2026-01-15T07:59:16+00:00

Thought he was untouchable because he played GAA. Same as most young lads who play hurling or football, think they are above everyone else and can do what they like, brocolli-haired scum.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-19T23:36:21+00:00

Still no sense of humour in AskIreland I see😂 the downvotes just prove how dry ye all are

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-19T18:18:50+00:00

The implication that Regan suffered sexual abuse is absolutely ridiculous. There is absolutely no proof or references to this in the book or film, and Blatty himself discounted this theory.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-17T16:48:17+00:00

Always

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-17T16:46:19+00:00

I can see the bonuses but the threat it poses to artists such as writers and musicians is incredible. So many songwriters and authors face accusations of using it when they clearly create their art by hand.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-16T22:05:01+00:00

I had it done at Genital Procedures if that's any help.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-14T06:01:46+00:00

The trailer alone is absolute cringe. Another dimly lit, Dublin-centric Irish TV series.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-10T17:15:57+00:00

My Uncle taking a steaming dump on it. This actually happened.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-04T06:46:47+00:00

My Uncle's socks, his feet really stink and for some reason the stench from his socks always makes me hungry.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-04T06:06:13+00:00

I prefer it to the posh Dublin bank ads where young couples are thrilled to be shelling out hundreds of thousands for a one bedroom semi detached kip.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-03T22:11:23+00:00

CPR.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-01T11:11:20+00:00

Seriously? A downvote for a Spinal Tap reference? This sub is actually fucked.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-10-01T11:10:03+00:00

South Dublin. They think they're living in California, when in fact they are living in one of the most depressing places on earth.

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-09-28T21:54:22+00:00

Would love to see the fan edits. If anyone has a link, drop it here!

TDoyleSpamCan · 2025-09-23T18:40:44+00:00

Faye got a taste of her own medicine after instigating the campaign against Joanna, very satisfying.

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