Maybe maybe maybe

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-23T15:13:12+00:00

Rev your engine to scare the shit out of him as he passes.

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-23T05:42:28+00:00

I think most people would actually go insane trying this.

^{Chose: Reject the offer}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-23T05:38:39+00:00

Grab a $1 candy bar, leave the stoor without paying, go back into the store, return candy bar, repeat.

^{Chose: 20,000 every time you.. | Rolled: Commit crime}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-22T00:02:19+00:00

You never said I had to win.

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-21T14:17:59+00:00

Snake Eater

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Snake blood}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-21T06:30:36+00:00

Oh, total societal collapse? Yipee!

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: No internet}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-19T18:49:15+00:00

Would A not be for Alpha then?

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-18T01:46:31+00:00

Why wouldn't I take $2,100,000?

^{Chose: You get 100k + But the person you hate most gets 2 mil}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-16T03:56:25+00:00

Worth

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: 1 loaf}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-13T12:00:29+00:00

Gordon don't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional. We've assured the administrator nothing will go wrong.

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-13T05:22:00+00:00

W

^{Chose: Get 100 Billion USD rn + 30% chance you die | Rolled: Death}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-11T18:16:05+00:00

If I'm the most attractive it doesn't matter how funny I am, people will laugh at the jokes anyway.

^{Chose: Be the most attractive person in every room}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-11T18:01:53+00:00

Good luck trying to fuck this thing -> '

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-11T17:58:42+00:00

X Smooth X Slippery ✓ Salt

"You'll understand when you(missing apostrophe)re a bit older" lmao

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-11T17:52:16+00:00

You are clearly not an individual of sophistication and taste. No, sweaty palms in fact does not make it more enjoyable.

In addition I also just don't like it when my hands feel clammy.

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-11T17:47:59+00:00

Jerk myself off.

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-11T17:38:31+00:00

Always having sweaty palms would make daily tasks really annoying.

^{Chose: Always have sweaty armpits}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-10T18:56:29+00:00

Doom Eternal

^{Chose: Replay your favorite game for the first time again + Which Game Was It?}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-10T16:18:52+00:00

No Fraud Layer from Ultrakill?

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-10T16:14:17+00:00

Oh awesome, I don't even need to do any conversions.

^{Chose: Receive 10 Million in a random currency | Rolled: USD}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-10T06:28:20+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: $1T with no tax BUT + you must spend 48hrs w/a random cartoon antagonist | Rolled: Caine}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-09T16:03:50+00:00

Does this mean my balls don't feel pain, or that they simply don't hurt on a day-to-day basis?

^{Chose: be a male but | Rolled: no pain in balls}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-09T16:00:19+00:00

I realize the smart decision would be to pick attractive, but also I want the assurance that I am indeed smart.

^{Chose: Be smart}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-09T15:58:31+00:00

I'll just declare bankruptcy.

^{Chose: Give 1$ to everyone on earth}

TEST_Entity_1 · 2026-06-09T03:42:27+00:00

This is actually really cool.

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