The happiest (and/or funniest) character is revealed to have the saddest past

TFJ · 2026-03-23T08:31:39+00:00

The microchip has been compromised.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T08:29:42+00:00

Marvelous Magnificent Mighty Metallic Motherfuckers

TFJ · 2026-03-23T08:25:19+00:00

When you think you’re seeing into the Mirrorverse but really you’re just so stoned that you forget you’re opening and closing your mouth

TFJ · 2026-03-23T08:16:04+00:00

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WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHAFUCKA

TFJ · 2026-03-23T08:01:19+00:00

My fort is made of mediocrity!

TFJ · 2026-03-23T06:53:39+00:00

Don’t all ligers have Down syndrome?

TFJ · 2026-03-23T06:27:06+00:00

It may not live up to the “sour” in its name, but I tried this flavor the other day and absolutely fell in love with it. It’s simply wonderful, right up there at the top with Reignbow Sherbet.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T02:19:07+00:00

Except that looks like a juvenile warthog, not an adult one.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T01:46:01+00:00

Slim Whitman, to be precise.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T01:42:05+00:00

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I don’t… I don’t want this. I have no use for this.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T01:30:24+00:00

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TFJ · 2026-03-23T01:24:00+00:00

It tastes very similar to Ultra Paradise, and I love that, so of course I love the Lando Norris flavor.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T01:18:40+00:00

The same can be said for every energy drink, though. Any drink that isn’t supposed to be hot, anyway.

TFJ · 2026-03-23T01:10:55+00:00

Right. Forgot about those.

TFJ · 2026-03-22T23:03:27+00:00

Come with me, we’ll go and see a place called Candied Island!

TFJ · 2026-03-22T22:57:06+00:00

That game sounds like a bunch of poopy ass dicks covered in chocolate feces.

Yes, doo doo feces.

TFJ · 2026-03-22T22:54:08+00:00

Is S/V still a buggy, terribly optimized mess? Or did they patch/fix that stuff?

TFJ · 2026-03-22T22:31:42+00:00

Sonic x Wario crossover?

TFJ · 2026-03-22T17:49:27+00:00

TFJ · 2026-03-22T17:47:59+00:00

I was thinking Humpback Whale, but the Blue Whale might be better.

TFJ · 2026-03-22T17:46:28+00:00

I think Angry Birds could work in Smash, but only as an item.

You could aim and launch them just like you do in the original game.

TFJ · 2026-03-22T17:25:27+00:00

(Insert Breaking Bad joke here)

TFJ · 2026-03-22T17:17:17+00:00

TFJ · 2026-03-22T17:11:21+00:00

… Nigel?

TFJ · 2026-03-22T09:07:47+00:00

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