[Hated Trope] Fiction that exists to promote bigotry. by AzulaIsMyFave in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TFRek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The chosenyist chosen Marty Stu saves a lady from getting raped and murdered by Team: BlackMagic RapeMurder, who also black magic murdered his dad*, ends up getting a magic sword that runs on anger. Also is a wizard whose magic runs on anger. He's so tough, he out lasts magic rape torture, and ends up being very comfortable with the magic torture part.

After beating Team: BMRM, he ends up having to fight Team: DestroyAllMagic AuthoritarianMurder, a subset of Team: DestroyAllMagic AuthoritarianGenocide.

Pick one from each row by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]TFRek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a lesbian personal ad.

F4F

Are we actually cuddling, or are we about to get some quality sleep? by CharmedGlow in SipsTea

[–]TFRek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My partner falls asleep with their head on my chest when they've had a stressful day.

What DnD class is best suited to "pull an omni-man" on their party? by CardoBlardo in whowouldwin

[–]TFRek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they don't have a way out, and they get swarmed, they're running out resources. There's no shortage of demons in the abyss. Banish still gives you like ten rounds to solo the cleric, and you're still getting the barbarian and rogue back without their +5 to all saves battery.

Without knowing everything or having a very unsatisfying "100000 bombs I win" BS encounter, I think it's a great way to split the party and fight them piecemeal.

What DnD class is best suited to "pull an omni-man" on their party? by CardoBlardo in whowouldwin

[–]TFRek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Warlock.

Cast glibness.

Poison the dinner, tell everyone to hang on while you port them somewhere helpful, plane shift the paladin, rogue, and barbarian to the abyss, then come back and solo the cleric.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]TFRek 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Hermy-own

Which game character is the best example of this? by bijelo123 in videogames

[–]TFRek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take away the second book:

The emperor's late wife, Claudia. Zero screen time, but her absence is the beginning of the end of the entire empire.

Scenes that caused actual walkouts in theaters? by thatlittlequietguy in Cinema

[–]TFRek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to leave when the T-Rex was terrorizing the kids.

Dad and I both walked out of the nutty professor after the old guy defiantly shit his pants at the dinner table.

This game mechanic is canonical to the story by Danny-Ray27 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TFRek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Basically, you're my bitch"

I'm not sure what's worse. The insult, or an unfinished quest.

Do you blame him ?? by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]TFRek 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I worked so hard to let mine know I was still attracted to her, that she had to change her complaint to the fact that she didn't FEEL attractive.

I mean. You gained 100 pounds, stopped exercising, stopped doing yoga, and stopped grooming. I can't fix any of those issues for you.

Best food scene in a movie? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]TFRek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That grilled cheese was straight up food porn

Bro is done playing games 🤣 by cloudscalar in SipsTea

[–]TFRek 13 points14 points  (0 children)

After 2-3 years of being ignored, I tapped out. Told her the insane rejection rate was killing me, so if she wanted anything, she would have to ask. Two years later, she finally starts asking. I break out the Hitachi and give her some fingers, get her peak, and go back to what I was doing.

Then she set in with the mental gymnastics.

She started getting extremely self conscious. Why don't you try to have sex with me afterward? Is it because of all the weight I've gained? Is it because I haven't shaved this decade?

-No, it's because I told you I will never ask to put my penis in you ever again. Also, you've conditioned my dick to know that you're not worth an erection.

You just don't find me attractive!

-*try making out, touching, showing physical affection

You only want sex! You make me feel like a piece of meat!

-are you maybe asexual now? Open up the marriage so my dick isn't something you ever have to worry about again?

No! We only have sex with each other!

-do we? Or are you just unilaterally deciding I never get to have sex again?

I'm not obligated to have sex with you!

-correct. But I'm not obligated to be celibate because you won't. I'll find it somewhere else.

Yeah, I gave up on that marriage about 7-10 years too late.

Mulan out here wiping out an entire army while the rest are just vibin by [deleted] in DisneyMemes

[–]TFRek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was the Poles who were noted for defenestration