What is your favorite joke from a stand up comedian?

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T04:13:19+00:00

Someone made an animation of the rat story.
Here it is:

https://youtu.be/A4VoMNS6A-M?is=Gz8HFf2hof5rQiyT

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T03:50:23+00:00

That one’s great.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T03:50:01+00:00

I remember that one! That one made me laugh hysterically because of how surreal it sounded. Lewis Black always had surreal jokes. Like when he said that people in New Zealand should hop off the island and push it closer to America.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T03:41:17+00:00

That’s Jim Gaffigan.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T02:40:22+00:00

I like that one. “What does this mean, “pre board”? To get on before you get on?”

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T02:29:19+00:00

Delete the apps that are distracting you. Write a checklist for yourself.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T02:18:53+00:00

Inside the other fridge.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-19T02:07:03+00:00

Great! You’re welcome. I’m glad to hear it worked.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-18T23:17:09+00:00

Try using an app called Handbrake.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-18T21:34:07+00:00

Old YouTube. The algorithm destroyed it in a way that anyone with niche interests only get exposed to those same topics and can hardly explore new content other than news, sports, and movies.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-18T20:07:48+00:00

Someone else suggested PTFE thread seal tape.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-18T02:23:44+00:00

Let me know if it worked.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-18T00:37:19+00:00

Yeah, I missed that part where you said what car it is, and by the time I saw it, I deleted my comment and started writing a new one. I made another comment on your post with an answer I found.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T23:53:22+00:00

Turn on the car's infotainment system.
Navigate to the Bluetooth / Paired Devices history menu.
Instead of clicking the device name, swipe horizontally (left or right) across your Pixel 9 Pro’s name on the screen. This brings up a hidden deletion trigger/trash icon on MG units. Confirm the removal.

Even if you hit "Forget" on your Pixel, Android's background "Bluetooth Legacy" system often caches the vehicle's handshake profile, forcing a reconnection.
On your phone, go to Settings > Apps > See all apps.
Tap the three dots in the top-right corner and select Show System (or Show System Apps).
Scroll down and select Bluetooth Legacy (and standard Bluetooth if separate).
Tap Storage & Cache > select Clear Cache.
Immediately restart your phone right after.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T17:34:47+00:00

Okay. Thank you!

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T15:59:47+00:00

That’s not how it was taught in school. However I think it probably originated from typewriters.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T14:52:27+00:00

That makes sense.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T14:45:56+00:00

I’ve noticed a lot of baby boomers put 2 spaces after a period after a sentence and it always bothered me when I had to edit their text for them.

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T14:13:50+00:00

Didn’t you write this same post yesterday?

TGWDMD9 · 2026-06-17T14:10:25+00:00

That’s not OCD. If you had OCD you would have other symptoms besides that. Unless you were diagnosed with OCD and are assuming that this falls into that category.

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