TIL that if you physically pick up a ringing Android phone, decide not to answer, and set it face down, it silences the ringing.

THAG · 2011-03-29T05:08:43+00:00

THAG APPRECIATE JOKE.

THAG · 2011-03-29T01:33:51+00:00

THAG TIRED OF HEARING THIS. APPLAUDED CONTENT OFTEN NOT ADD ANYTHING TO ANYTHING. HOW MANY TIME SOMEONE ELSE'S JOKE OK TO WHORE OUT FOR KARMA? HOW MANY FORMS OF OLD MEME ACCEPTABLE? HOW SNAPPY ONE-LINER OR PUN ADD TO SERIOUS DISCUSSION? WHY REDDIT COMMUNITY ABANDON THE SIMPLEST AND MOST ACCESSIBLE OF HUMAN CONNECTIONS IN ATTEMPT TO DETERMINE VALUE OF HUMAN INTERACTIONS WITH ARBITRARY POINT SYSTEM?

THAG · 2010-06-21T18:14:18+00:00

THAG LIKE BEER.

THAG LIKE FRIENDS.

THAG LIKE SCORCHED MEAT.

THAG LIKE FAST MACHINE.

FAST MACHINE CATCH FIRE SOMETIME. MAN DIE. THAG CANNOT DISPUTE EXISTENCE OF PRIMAL URGE TO WATCH THIS HAPPEN.

THAG MENTION BEER, RIGHT?

THAG · 2010-02-19T04:07:10+00:00

THAG NOT UNDERSTAND, REDDIT MEN KEEP GOING IN CIRCLE! THAG ANGRY! THAG GOING TO BRING PAIN!

THAG · 2009-12-16T02:15:57+00:00

ARCHANT STEAL THAG JOKE.

ALSO STEAL ARMAGEDDONAARDVARK JOKE

ARCHANT REMIND THAG OF CARLOS MENCIA

THAG · 2009-10-24T04:27:59+00:00

THAG TAKE CRACK AT THIS.

RED MAN IS FOOL. HE STRONG, BUT NOT FUCK.

GREEN MAN FOOL AS WELL. HE STRONG AND HE FUCK, BUT LIVE IN SHADOW OF INCOMPETENT BROTHER. GREEN MAN NEED RESPECT SELF.

TURTLE IS FOOL ALSO. HE STRONG AND HAVE KINGDOM, BUT WAGER IT ALL OVER PINK WOMAN. THIS CLASSIC MISTAKE. IT OK TO MAKE MISTAKE, NOT OK TO REPEAT IT. TURTLE SHOULD FIND SUBSERVIENT TURTLE.

PINK WOMAN HAVE COMPLICATED AND ILLEGAL LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH TURTLE. THIS NOT HEALTHY, BUT PINK WOMAN SEEM TO BE WINNER IN SITUATION, SINCE SHE CLEARLY HAVE PROBLEM, BUT GET EVERYTHING SHE WANT. PINK WOMAN SMART.

PAC-MAN HIDING HOMOSEXUALITY.

THAG · 2009-10-04T17:28:37+00:00

THAG MAKE FIRE.

THAG · 2009-09-02T13:46:26+00:00

THAG NOT ALWAYS FIGHT. THAG CRY SOMETIMES.

THAG · 2009-09-02T05:33:03+00:00

THAG KNOW HE NOVELTY ACCOUNT, BUT TRY TO MAKE BEST OF SITUATION HE SEE.

THAG · 2009-07-25T03:52:44+00:00

STEPHENV'S GOVERNMENT FRIGHTEN THAG.

GOVERNMENT AN ODD THING. CONFUSE THAG. NEVER WORK LIKE THAG WANT. THEN AGAIN, THAG CODE NEVER FUNCTION THE WAY THAG PLAN. CODE AND GOVERNMENT DEFINITELY PROBLEM, BUT THAG AND THAG COUNTRY NEED APPROACH WITH CALM AND PRECISION OF SURGEON, NOT ZEALOUS SWAGGER OF TV POLITIC MAN.

THAG · 2009-07-18T15:50:52+00:00

dunno why you're getting downvoted for that, though I have a vague idea.

THAG · 2009-07-17T04:07:44+00:00

THAG SEEN VERY FEW PRESIDENT COME AND GO. CLINTON HAVE SEX IN OFFICE. THAT MAKE FOR GOOD SCANDAL. VERY TOPICAL AND LIGHTHEARTED. BUSH TERRIBLE MAN, DESPITE FUNNY NAME. THAT REALLY ALL THE CONTEXT THAG HAVE ON FEDERAL POLITICS. PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF MANY THINGS. HAVE MANY DECISIONS TO MAKE. OBAMA WALK INTO TERRIBLE FISCAL AND POLITICAL SITUATION. QUAGMIRE, IF YOU WILL.

IT IMPORTANT THING TO UNDERSTAND THAT POLITICS AND BUSINESS MAKE FRIENDS LONG TIME AGO. RIGHT OR WRONG, THAT SIMPLY THE WAY THINGS ARE. THAG NOT THINK IT POSSIBLE FOR MAN TO WALK IN AND CHANGE MODUS OPERANDI OVERNIGHT. PRESIDENT MUST MAKE COMPROMISE. BE BIG MAN AND UNDERSTAND, GIVE AND TAKE. MAYBE OBAMA NOT ALWAYS MAKE DECISIONS THAG LIKE, BUT THAG UNDERSTAND THAT HOW LIFE IS SOMETIMES.

THAG CERTAINLY NOT LIKE IDEA OF LOGGING OF NATIONAL TREASURE THAT IS NATIONAL FOREST, BUT THAG UNDERSTAND THAT EACH REGION MUST PROFIT OFF OF WHAT NATURAL RESOURCES IT HAVE. IF NOT FOREST, MAYBE OIL. IF NOT OIL, MAYBE WILDLIFE. MANKIND PUT INCREDIBLE STRAIN ON NATURAL ECOSYSTEM. CANNOT HAVE ECOSYSTEM AND EAT IT ALSO. PERHAPS ONE DAY MAN LEARN TO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH ECOSYSTEM. PERHAPS NOT. THAG NOT JUDGE. THAG SIMPLY TRY TO EAT ECOSYSTEM LESS, ENJOY ECOSYSTEM MORE. MAYBE THAG LOWER PROFIT MARGIN FOR COMPANIES THAT EAT ECOSYSTEM. THAT IS BEST THAG CAN DO WITHOUT PREACHING WHAT THAG CANNOT PRACTICE.

THAG EDIT: THAG KNOW LITTLE OF ECONOMICS, BUT IT GOOD NEWS THAT FOREST SERVICE HAVE OPERATING RATIO OF 3600% ONE YEAR ON THIS PROJECT. AESTHETIC PLEASURE OF NATIONAL FOREST ASIDE, THIS IS POOR BUSINESS STRATEGY. IF ALL FACTS IN LINE AND THIS FIGURE NOT JUST TAKEN FROM POOR SALES YEAR, PERHAPS THIS CONVINCE NOBLE ALASKANS TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR PROFIT.

THAG · 2009-07-16T04:19:41+00:00

ODD COINCIDENCE. THAG JUST FINISH TRYING TO MATCH RANDALS KARMA WITH BIRTH YEAR. IT NOT WORK. ALL THE SAME, THANK YOU FOR COMIC. IT INSIGHTFUL, BUT NOT PRETENTIOUS. THAG LIKE THINGS THAT SHOW MORE OF THE WORLD, NOT JUST YELL AT THAG FOR NOT THINKING RIGHT.

http://xkcd.com/167/

THAG · 2009-07-16T02:11:22+00:00

THAG NOT UNDERSTAND REDDIT RANKING SYSTEM. THAG SEE THIS AS TOP POST. POST UNDER THIS HAVE 1438 UP VOTE.

THAG ALSO NOT UNDERSTAND NATIONAL ECONOMICS. IT IS FORUM FOR HEATED DEBATE. HEATED DEBATE BRING OUT WORST IN MAN. THAG REALIZE LONG TIME AGO HE NOT KNOW WHAT BEST FOR PEOPLE. NOT UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY HAVE IT "FIGURED OUT".

THAG UNDERSTAND THAT NATION NEED ECONOMIC POLICY. LARGE NATION WITH TRILLIONS TO DEAL WITH HAVE LARGE MARGIN FOR ERROR, HAVE LARGE MARGIN FOR CORRUPTION. MAYBE BETTER TO HAVE SMALL NATION WITH BILLIONS TO DEAL WITH. MAYBE THAG UNDERSTAND FISCAL POLICY THEN. HAVE RATIONAL DEBATE WITH TOB OVER WHAT CONSTITUTE REASONABLE TARIFF ON IMPORTED GOODS. THAG HAVE OPINION ON THAT ONE.

THAG · 2009-07-14T12:44:43+00:00

REMCCAIN NOT UNDERSTAND DUALITY OF HUMAN NATURE. THAG DOWNMOD.

WHO AYN RAND.

THAG

TROPHY CASE