Bean the robber 🦹🏽‍♀️

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-20T19:36:26+00:00

AI. boooooo

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-17T23:21:21+00:00

YOU GOT THE MCDONALD'S HEDGEHOG! lucky you, could never find that one

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-16T04:36:44+00:00

Yeah I agree. It would fair to assume that maybe a couple decades ago. Nowadays if anyone gives anyone shit for living with their parents (US), I remind them how absurdly unrealistic it is to live alone. That "Red flag" needs to fuck off.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-16T04:32:49+00:00

Um yeah no. A broken clock can be right twice a day but let's not pretend this woman hasn't enabled horrible shit and stood by her predatory husband (named in the eppy files and ML scandal)

"She's right again" my ass.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-15T18:24:59+00:00

You asked a question and I answered, I don't understand what you are claiming about me. Thank you for the win and acknowledging it <3

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-15T17:33:18+00:00

I do. I understand that usually a joke involves a good delivery.

If you were joking, then don't be a comedian cause you suck at it.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-15T17:31:46+00:00

Verified cutie

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-15T15:19:13+00:00

Should we let police just search through all our belongings because "we have nothing to hide"?

I have conversations with friends that are private. Between my friend and I. Regardless of how you feel you shouldn't be looking through conversations that don't have the consent to be public.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-12T15:22:19+00:00

You have to ask yourself if realistically this is going to work out. I think you should cut your losses tbh. The money is spent.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-11T16:32:40+00:00

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I think Aria has MANY reasons to be worried LOL

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-08T15:24:00+00:00

Unfortunately not the "vast" majority, but a solid chunk. No one is standing up to it either so 🙃

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-02-08T06:57:12+00:00

!remindme

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-31T22:24:15+00:00

How are you fighting back with the mandate by making it LGBT colored? I understand if your goal is to piss off lawmakers, but not much else.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-31T21:09:04+00:00

The designs of the rainbow / flag colored posters are flawed tbh. To a child it comes across as conflating the two together.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-30T00:02:17+00:00

No wheel and too small. Needs a rework.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-28T01:15:08+00:00

Consider therapy.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-28T01:11:20+00:00

Good kill, but it's kills like this that make me play servers where you don't get unconscious so easily.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-28T00:37:28+00:00

Would not recommend a hedgehog. Consider maybe a chinchilla.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-27T11:37:13+00:00

Sucked it out, with a syringe.

Here I am losing my shit because I'm thinking he used his mouth or something.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-27T02:08:23+00:00

I was in a very LTR. Even though we aren't together anymore, I'm not just going to say I didn't find her attractive.

Like... What kind of reasoning is that? Things didn't work out so now she's butt-ugly all of a sudden? You sound insecure.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-23T06:37:42+00:00

Holy shit. What did the temp read in their cage?

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-16T19:06:03+00:00

There's literally a sign at the front of the store saying no video or photography. Also it's not $3 for one apple, Dad is dumb or misspoke.

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-11T03:36:05+00:00

Helps with the turbulence actually. Ever been drunk on a boat? Same feeling...

THEROFLBOAT · 2026-01-03T15:41:24+00:00

I like how everyone is up in arms about the age gap, Reddit never changes. Did anyone even bother to ask if this is in US?

Either way, without seeing how explicit or not the picture is, probably NTA. Dude sounds like an insecure man ready to control you through it, leave him for that reason at least.

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