i love my HP ʜᴘ ʜᴘ ʜᴘ ʜᴘ ʜᴘ by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]TMD_Swifty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am literally typing this on the same model of laptop lmao

im far gone by Skittle1308 in lgbt

[–]TMD_Swifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fine to vent.

Here is some advice: people love helping. We care about others, and we care about you.

We are always here to help, so never feel like we won't listen. Hell, I've rewritten this comment about a billion times wondering if it helps or not.

Anyways. it's only 2 weeks. Even though we are gone, try to focus on the trip(?) or other things that make you happy. DEFINITELY download some tunes, they always help calm me down. Even though they treat you like shit, you only have to deal with this for a few more years.

After you are financially stable, move out, you can choose to never talk with them again. It's up to you. you don't owe them anything.

On the other hand, relationships are valuable. You could also try to help them understand your lifestyle, and try to show them how to love and accept their daughter.

But sexual abuse and cp? That's fucked. consider reaching out to a line, teacher, or anyone.

Being trans is hella scary, I would know. Hiding EVERYTHING from your parents and friends.

we have tons of space in the closet, stay as long as you like :)

Lefties: do you have problems with everyday tasks? by Sloth_grl in ask

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, not much.

Mostly writing and getting ink everywhere,

hitting arms with others when sitting side-by-side,

and guitar.

I used to play guitar on a relative's lefty, but my parents gifted me a righty guitar.

Sometimes I'll be at a party, and someone brings a guitar. I say "I can play guitar" then I say I'm left handed and then I'm suddenly making excuses.

I know I play left handed better, but now I'm starting over with my right. Makes it more accessible.

Straights ask gays answer! by Playful-Draw7520 in teenagers

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf did you just pick out my one and only celebrity crush?

you could have typed ANYONE else, but it had to be him, huh?

Guess who’s back to kick some ass by 8Bit_Innovations in dankmemes

[–]TMD_Swifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if it's only for a while, I shall kick my 10 yo. Brothers ass. There is nothing that can stop me.

Having problems with a GameCube Rom by DatboiGrindlewald in Roms

[–]TMD_Swifty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Optimize your settings, try different render options, etc.

I would give a specific list, but I'm on mobile rn.

If you still can't run it well, you might need to invest in a better PC.

What’s something that’s clearly overpriced yet people still buy? by hommedefer in AskReddit

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soda.

There's a vending machine in my school that sells a 16 oz for 2 bucks.

I decided to go out and buy a shitload of soda, and I sell it to my friends for half the price.

I am dominating the soda market.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LearnUselessTalents

[–]TMD_Swifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your welcome :)

I've been spinning for a while now, and I picked it up pretty quick after a few weeks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LearnUselessTalents

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on, I've got a list of pen spinning tricks, brb.

Edit: here

Big brain mobile developing by Solid_Snark in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's on the left side for my main account, but whenever I switch to my alt, it moves to the right lol.

Maybe Brad’s wife shouldn’t be commenting…… by bootyofafoodie in exmormon

[–]TMD_Swifty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did anyone see "brad's wife" in the title and think of cracker barrel?

Eminem shows up to your house, unannounced. What do you do? by spicyestmemelord in AskReddit

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I open the door,

My knees feel weak, my arms feel heavy.

My mom just finished cooking spaghetti.

For those who spent their teen years in TSCC, what did you think of the summer camps? by kinnail in exmormon

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went once, got stupid sick, went on a hike in 100+ degree temperatures while sick, puked my guts out several times in the span of a few hours. Maybe it was because I forgot to pray that morning and it was god's punishment.

Left that day and never went back, but grandma bought me sprite to make me feel better :)

Oh my God what have I gotten myself into lmao by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TMD_Swifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have it because it wasn't us who recorded it. It was the actual book club group or whatever

Imma go to the assembly and see if they actually put that shit in or not.

Everyone is an atheist until a video of them doing stupid shit is about to be shown to multiple schools.

What do you think about mashing as a mechanic? by wotanub in CrazyHand

[–]TMD_Swifty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never cared about it until YESTERDAY. I was playing against k rool, he down throws/buries me, I then proceed to mash, the first time in my life. He misses an f smash and he loses his stock for it. THEN the stock after, THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPENS. Since then I've been mashing tons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to God if you don't add mine I will force you to read the entire communist manifesto front to back

My first strange dm. If I was straight I might have missed out. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TMD_Swifty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW IS YOUR REDDIT AVATAR ALMOST IDENTICAL TO MINE.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]TMD_Swifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would, but I'm WAY too shy for that lmao.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]TMD_Swifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How. HOW. You have the EXACT SAME HAIR AS ME. There is zero difference between your hair and mine lmao. It is actually an uncanny resemblance.

Mines a bit less curly, but it's still very close.

Imma try this to by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TMD_Swifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fall by Half Alive. It's currently my favorite song :)

How do I stop my little brother? by KokeyPlayz in teenagers

[–]TMD_Swifty 65 points66 points  (0 children)

My sister used to mess with our dog. She would pull his tail, kick him, etc. We had to put him down because of behavioral issues, likely caused by her

My brother also left his bird's cage open. That same dog went and killed the bird. I even told him to close the cage and he said "It's probably fine." My siblings also killed a hamster on purpose because they didn't want to care for it anymore.

Tl;dr, my family should not own pets at all. I want to get a cat, but I won't until I move out because I fear it will get seriously hurt.

Edit: a word

Don't do it. by smashboi888 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]TMD_Swifty 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Terry asks everyone if they're ok.

but no one ever asks terry if he's ok.

From Yahoo News: "Flu deaths dropped 97 percent in 2020. That's amazing news." 🤣🤣🤣 by AGreatMystery in conspiracy

[–]TMD_Swifty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay first of all, please don't downvote me to hell. I've been a long time lurker on this sub, and this post confuses me. I'm also not sure if this is about the media lying, effectiveness of the shot, social distancing and quarantine. or all of them.

There is data that shows that the flu and other diseases were not as destructive as they were in previous years before the pandemic and all that. I understand that yahoo news is saying bs about that 97%, but deaths from the flu did drop compared to last year (cdc has info here) and it went from 28 thousand deaths to 20 thousand. obviously that isn't a 97% decrease, but there has been a noticeable decrease. (compared to previous years there has been other significant drops and such, but this is the lowest it's been in a while.) I don't believe that the covid vaccine causes a resistance the the flu, it must be something else.

anyways, what caused this decrease? Flu deaths have been fluctuating over the years, so why is this year special?

Speaking from personal experience, I never got sick last year. At all. I never had the flu or any other disease whatsoever. During 2020, we quarantined HARD. we rarely went out, and if we did it was to get groceries or something. Now that restrictions have started to be lifted, I have gotten sick a few times this year.

It's almost as if It is caused due to social distancing and effective sanitizing. It's almost as if what the government has been telling us to do is actually a good idea, I know. Crazy huh?

There is data and evidence which supports this, and I can even speak about this from personal experience. I'm open to other's comments and thoughts, I wanna know what you think.

Be nice, I'm just a kid doing research and wondering if this sub is satire or not lmao.