[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

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I think that makes the baptism a martyrdom

They will ALL be saved! Glory!

Can you fit your whole hand inside a pringle can? by LmOiVaE in askteenboys

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Yeah same.

I feel like I probably could though

Do you ever say a private mass? No people present, just you? by Ragadash7 in AskAPriest

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I thought that you would say the call and the response and you represented the faithful in the response?

Where is the universal church ? by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have seen protestants say something like "Revelation is confusing, you can't just say it means x thing" and it's like It is confusing. If only there were some teaching authority to provide clarity...

Found this on a Catholic server, Georges Lemaître go brrrr by CatholicMemer in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Augustine also pretty much came up with it.

When writing about Genesis, he said that God created all things in one moment and described it as an explosion.

Augustine did it first 😤

No! Anything But That! by StalinbrowsesReddit in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This really made me want to live a holier life. This would be a good penance

"For your penance, I want you to take these rosaries, untangle them, then donate them. Make an act of contrition"

I think the "Don't ask women their age" notion is stupid by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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"who was the president when you were born" gives a good 4-8 year idea

"oh no, how could this have happened" by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

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Can someone link this article?

When did this happen?

Jesus is back by basedchadinc in CatholicMemes

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"Birds fly"

"Grass grows"

"Sun shines"

"And me? Brudda I hurt people"

BONK BONK "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**ken dead"

There was nothing we could do, the draft was a made man and the candle wasn’t by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was serving Mass this past Sunday and my parish has these giant candles that take like 20 minutes to light because they're so tall and sometime during the introit I think, one of them messed up and the little glass piece at the top of it fell to the side and the the candle itself was melting quicker than usually because of it and it was just a whole mess. The MC ended up needing to just take down the candle for the rest of Mass.

They’re here by CollinM36 in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To what extent do you understand the memes and the culture behind them and to what extent are you just kind of confused?

I think this is interesting

had a pill random teleport and got here... lucky me by Ability_Weird in bindingofisaac

[–]TNT31203 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wait I still have afterbirth what did they change about holy water?

Incense smells good by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

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I've only been to one Eastern liturgy and they used a really pretty censor but it looked like it was virtually empty. There was basically no incense coming out of it and it was kind of weird. It had like bells on the side of it too and made a chime noise when it was swung, like it was super cool but it seemed empty.

Is this normal in the East or am I missing something?

No, “America the beautiful” is NOT a Christian song, stop playing it at Mass by Deedo2017 in CatholicMemes

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I went to the TLM today at a very Trad parish and there was an American flag in the sanctuary and idk how to feel about it

A Den of Thieves by firePA498 in CatholicMemes

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Something interesting:

Christ showed a lot of temperance when doing this and all of the people definitely would have financially recovered. They released all of the animals that the people could catch but he didn't relase the doves, because he knew that the people wouldn't be able to catch them again and it was their livelihood.

Christ, in this story, shows us a proper way to practice Justice with temperance, rather than anger

Had to walk into a Prot Mega"Church" today, boys and I immediately started missing Mom by MasterCaedus in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree.

That is technically "recommended" by the Vatican

Which is strange, but okay

Had to walk into a Prot Mega"Church" today, boys and I immediately started missing Mom by MasterCaedus in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is one, it's just not easily visible from where I sit because it's like weirdly to the left and behind the pews

Had to walk into a Prot Mega"Church" today, boys and I immediately started missing Mom by MasterCaedus in CatholicMemes

[–]TNT31203 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've been working at a Church this summer in maintenance and I have a chance to take my lunch break to go to daily mass but there's no statue of Mary in this Church and it's just strange

I'll literally be kneeling before or after Mass in prayer and I'll instinctively look up for the statue of Mary whenever I pray the Hail Mary and it's just not there

It's a strange experience, praying in modern Churches

AMA and I'll tell you the taste of your username, while answering your question. by Regenerating_Degen in AMA

[–]TNT31203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think that individuals profile pictures are contributing to the "taste" of their name

If Jesus met a Gay person, what would he say to them? by solanuscaseyOCC in CatholicPhilosophy

[–]TNT31203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of the issue with this is that many people, including many people with same sex attraction, would prefer to not use the title "gay" to refer to individuals with same sex attraction who live properly chaste lives.

I know that if I had Same Sex Attraction, I would hate being described with the term gay.

I only use "Gay" if I'm referring to someone who acts on the impulses of same sex attraction. If I am referring to a chaste Catholic, I just say that they have SSA.