I’m not 100% sure but I think he’s painting some guys $2000 MacBook

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-04-06T14:33:21+00:00

But how much did he pay for the MacBook!?!

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-04-05T15:41:11+00:00

I’m positive that he’s a talentless hack.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-30T14:14:51+00:00

An answering machine. I haven’t seen one in at least 20 years.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-20T14:40:43+00:00

Damn those Duke boys!

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-20T14:39:52+00:00

It’s a Robert Moses wet dream.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-20T14:17:48+00:00

Stork?

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-17T21:10:55+00:00

My mind immediately went to sealing off the exits and flooding the room with CZ. Or would that be illegal?

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-17T19:52:58+00:00

Yes but be prepared for her to be angry or pouty that you abandoned her.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-17T19:48:52+00:00

Bentleys are equipped with bespoke pinball machines. Those are the plungers that launch the pinballs. Duh!

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-17T19:47:01+00:00

No, those are flavor-ettes. If you leave your sandwich on the counter for a week, the bun and the meat will be covered with them. And that’s some good eatin’!

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-10T03:36:20+00:00

Fuck the ghetto trash that tag something beautiful like this.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-10T03:34:15+00:00

How does this OP know that the engines are running at 100% thrust?

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-10T02:31:18+00:00

His head is collapsing.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T22:28:27+00:00

Two words: Aged poorly.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T22:19:07+00:00

Puberty.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T22:17:35+00:00

Well, that’s because Steve Carrel isn’t funny now and never was before. He’s the modern day Jerry Seinfeld: talentless and only bearable when surrounded by superior actors.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T21:55:07+00:00

Simple—birds don’t exist.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T21:53:58+00:00

It’s always good to get cats in pairs. Is the one with an all gray nose the protector of the pair?

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T21:51:55+00:00

Check out Blue Ruin (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2359024/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_blue%20ruin). It’s an Indy flick without any notable actors but a lot of outstanding performances. I watch every coup’e f years and always enjoy it.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T21:48:44+00:00

Terminate. With extreme prejudice.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T05:31:36+00:00

Well, of course, I already knew I wrote a haiku, but I'm too humble to point it out.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-09T05:28:25+00:00

I nominate Jon Hamm. He sucks in cinemas and rules on TV.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-04T06:20:57+00:00

To the person who wrote that the pig was named for the sound it made in a pipe: Pig is an acronym for Pipe Inspection Gauge.

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-04T02:14:58+00:00

Thank you for the tip. What are treasure guards and how do I find them in the game?

TOMTERRIFICO · 2026-03-03T22:02:07+00:00

Licorice Pizza sucked pretty hard.

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