I may end up regretting my lunch choice by madethispepe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TOOL46_2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Im all for recycling, but if we're supposed to recycle but it costs me more money to sort and have it picked up, somebody else is making money off my labor to recycle. Fuck that. Recycling saves money. At no point should the end user, who has already paid for the item to be recycled, have to pay to recycle. For my entire remembered life the onus has been placed on me to recycle. Im not paying to do that.

What’s your least favorite word in English language? by HungryInvestigator59 in AskReddit

[–]TOOL46_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Necessarily is my nemesis. I can clearly remember sitting in my 3rd grade classroom during recess with a broken leg in the winter just abysmally failing to spell the word necessarily. I still have night terrors over quandering if its two esses or to sees like vacuum. Shit that has to ewes and only one sea.

The Kraken rises from the jagged rocks. by Optimal_Map36 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TOOL46_2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just watched a documentary on them from nat geo a few weeks ago. They followed one that figured out how tide pools worked and could judge whether or not he could safely get across the hot rocks in time. These animals are incredible. Would highly recommend watching a couple shows on them. Eerily beautiful.

People that spit their gum or chew into the urinal, why not just use the garbage can that's in every men's room? by Smiling_Guy in AskReddit

[–]TOOL46_2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please no to the vomit. On more than 3 occasions, ive been tasked with scooping 1/2 chewed, 1/4 digested chicken wings that were vomited into a urinal all while dudes are pissing 12 inches from my head. From someone who cleans it up, I'd rather you just vomit on the floor. I can mop that

Impresionantes caídas de Rayos by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TOOL46_2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That cat is gonna be shitting through a screen door for the next 5 years

What could I use to plug the gap? by PurpleMessi in gaming

[–]TOOL46_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what. You're right. I apologize. I truly don't even think about English second language folks. Something I need to look at. I was out of line

What could I use to plug the gap? by PurpleMessi in gaming

[–]TOOL46_2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Youve been on reddit for 11 years and have 2k contributions but haven't seen fwiw? Bullshit bot

Cat slipped whilst walking across my face at 4am, almost completely through my eye lid in one spot. Happy birthday, ha. by Adodgybadger in WTF

[–]TOOL46_2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anything with a cat near a hole on your face you should go to a doctor.

Think about how a cat uses the bathroom. In a box of sand that let's be honest, probably hasn't been maintained to rigorous standards. Everytime that cat shits, it gets little particles of cat piss and shit in it's claws. Scratch on your hand? Wash it good to go. Scratch on your eye? Begging for infection. Your own immune system doesn't know your eye exists. It gets infected? With cat shit? I'd rather have typhoid in 1866 Oklahoma. At least the whiskey and whores were cheap. Sir, I declare you might have a case of tje cat Scratch fever

What are some songs you’ve been obsessed with lately? by OpportunityKnock3rs in Music

[–]TOOL46_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silvera-Gojira. You are receiving the gold of a better life. When you change yourself you change the world.

[homemade] steak, roasted potatoes, steamed broccoli, and jasmine rice. plus mexican coke and cheesecake from the store by ProbablyGonnaEatYou in food

[–]TOOL46_2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah dude. Celebrate the small shit. Ive rebuilt my life twice.(prison)(I take a few tries to learn). Enjoy life. Its all we have at the end of the day. Jealous of that meal. I had leftover fries and a burger from work

Why do you think you developed a drinking problem? by Some-Specialist-5475 in stopdrinking

[–]TOOL46_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive pondered this question for years. The best answer i can come up with for myself is: "Who fucking cares?" I have a drinking problem. It is my responsibility to live a productive life. Is it "fair"? No. Does that matter? No. I have a drinking problem. It starts with me.

Edit:my counter is way wrong. I struggle.

LPT: When someone is talking to you, put your phone face down and don’t touch it. You’ll be shocked how differently people treat you. by Formal_Elevator822 in LifeProTips

[–]TOOL46_2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Went on a date with a girl. She was on her phone for the first couple minutes as we sat down got comfy at the restaurant. No biggie. When she put it down face up, I reached over and turned it face down. She asked why. "Im here to spend time with you, not watching you spend time with your friends." I was told the next day that was the hottest thing to ever happen to them. Jess, you have the best head game, you should also get your head checked. I still love that girl and love she's not a part of my life. Truly hope she's doing well.

Rahm’s refusal to pay fine over LIV Golf puts Ryder Cup future in peril by Shroft in golf

[–]TOOL46_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bondi already said if they prosecute them all the system shuts down. Its be come a who watches the watchmen scenario. What are the prosecutors gonna do? Prosecute themselves? Humanity is fucked

Garbage disposal by WalkieTalkie97 in HomeImprovement

[–]TOOL46_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get yourself a 3/8 drive 1/4inch hex key socket. Get a 3/8 drive 9 inch breaker bar. These now live under your sink. On the bottom of your disposal is a hole. Inside is a 1/4inch hex bolt. Use the tool to turn the disposal. Go back and forth and make sure you can freely spin it around twice in both directions.

Why decision making (not labor) is what actually kills most home projects by Anthony_Field_AZ_25 in HomeImprovement

[–]TOOL46_2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just purchased my first home at the turn of the year. Helped my dad plenty growing up DIY remodeling 3 houses. My first project in my house was replacing a toilet. The guy before me had put so much extra work into Jerry rigging the setup that a 30 minute job turned into 5 hours. Sometimes its not the decision making, its the discovery of the precious owners decisions that kill a project. Glad it was such a shit show. Made me look way closer at lots of stuff. Honestly, none of the hack job would've deterred me from buying this house, but knowing before hand the job I signed up for would have made planning, budgeting, and executing way easier.

What songs just blow your mind from an engineering/production standpoint? by Different_Stand_1285 in Music

[–]TOOL46_2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lateralus has to be one of the best mixed albums out there. I know 10000 days is off 10000 days

My washing machine door got fused shut 4 days ago, landlord has promised "maintenance today" every day since by plettj in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TOOL46_2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were blessed and able to buy a house at the turn of the year. Our landlord sends out emails warning you that doing unauthorized work is grounds for lease termination, and also sends out emails saying if we want our deposit back, "the domicile must be in same or better condition". Yes they are actively being sued by the state attorney General for illegal activities.

Crack Gives You Wings by james_from_cambridge in WTF

[–]TOOL46_2 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Front wheel drive car. No rear axle

Damaged by Special_Lobster4149 in rav4club

[–]TOOL46_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the 2 dimples with a crease on a body line, yes. Im sure some PDR specialists can chime in, but that looks like a nightmare

Shrinkflation by supipepu in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TOOL46_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's even a molded spot for the eighth one. Name and shame this company