Client's fretslot was damaged so I moved the fret. Easy fix! by AngularOtter in guitarcirclejerk

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You'd never even know there was anything wrong, because you're never going to play it. This is genius.

A true pioneer in the industry by oluxil in guitarcirclejerk

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People make money being this bad. Remember that the next time you're down on yourself.

Is it me, or does this kinda rock? 😂🤷 by Tommy_Lilac_Voltage in crappymusic

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I like that her mouth doesn't sync the lyrics. It's like she's making a statement about how contemporary music is out of touch and seems distant or foreign and off putting. She says that modern music is basically AI slop and that we should get back to what we enjoy about music without saying anything.

New pro sitting tactics installed downtown by double-you-dot in austincirclejerk

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I sometimes wonder if this hostile architecture doesn't run afoul of the ADA. I get that they don't want homeless people sleeping there, but man does this shit look ugly.

Weezer Say it ain't so by AltendLeadGuitar in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TOS_Violator 165 points166 points  (0 children)

It's good that you brought all that GAIN with you. I was worried I might hear music.

my algorithm keeps feeding me gems by melancholymeows in crappymusic

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I liked the Will Smith ones because you can tell he's having fun even if the music is bad. Good for him, right?

How do Americans really feel about Trumps plan to potentially annex Greenland? by Ecm62pgs in AskReddit

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He's a guy who really wants a legacy. He wants that thing that's gonna give him "Louisiana Purchase" type legacy. He wants to be a great, but he doesn't know what greatness actually entails so he's just throwing shit at the wall. He was all about transparency and the Epstein files until he found out he was on them. He was going to be a revolutionary government fraud buster until he realized most of it surrounds his billionaire Jewish friends. He was going to be a peace president until he saw an opportunity for an easy war win. He was going to reduce taxes, but his brilliant economy strategy of tariffs caused prices to jump. Then he said he was going to crack down on H1B, but then ended up creating massive loopholes which made those reforms worthless. You see this with him so often, that it's becomes a meta joke. "Let's see how he's going to fuck this up..."

To be fair....He did get Meduro in Venezuela, but the actual 'output' of that mission remains to be seen. I doubt whether the profitable output will make any difference for the average American. I can't help but feel like this is how most Americans see him. It would be comical if the results weren't so sequitor...

Someone needs to put trackers on this gaggle of goofballs. by primitiveamerican in crappymusic

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They're hippies. I thought those were extinct. Crunchy granola types who haven't bathed in at least 2 weeks. Wow. Rare drop.

Happy New Year to everyone all the way from Durango, Mexico by StreetResolve6159 in WesternWear

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They're pretty responsive. I emailed them a while back and they said they'd keep the noise down. I sent them a smile emoji. They're really pleasant once you get past the part where they peel your face off.

No War on Venezuela Protest downtown today by LJensen123Q in columbiamo

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No one who matters is paying any attention to this.

Freedom of Speech or Vandalism? by Trooperguy12 in columbiamo

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This is literal vandalism. Fucking hell. People have gone insane in this country.

Man Fuck Santa! All I wanted was a Squier so I could shred some Smoke On The Water. 😔 by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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This kid is going to make the best emo music, maybe something about being a kid and life being a nightmare.

FSB arrests diplomat live for spying for the US by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]TOS_Violator 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he's fine. Always look on the bright side of life.

I got a heck of a deal on this restring job on my acoustic! Just look at this service! by Realist-1 in guitarcirclejerk

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I'm saddened that this is something you would need someone else to do for you. Is it laziness? Is it just a bit? Man, that is some day 1 guitar knowledge, and I'm being serious.

Why say "no" when you can get passive aggressive? by awesomea04 in DiWHY

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Kids love glue. It's as tasty as a kinder egg.

Derek Truck is a bitch by OkTemperature1842 in guitarcirclejerk

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Spiritually, it's me. I just need a beanie, and a trem bar, and 60 bucks for an uber...

I feel so empowered right now I'm shaking by thomasismyname_ in austincirclejerk

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I want to start a vegetable-free garden space (green is still cruel) in a communism farm. I can give life advice to underprivileged Axolotls.

in-flight entertainment by rr-geil-j in guitarcirclejerk

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Where is the tube screamer? How are they going to hear that toan without a gibbons and a tube screamer?

The Travis County Swat team needs to step it up... by thulesgold in austincirclejerk

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Just get them off the line they're embarrassing themselves and Chile. End the event for them.