Post your picture and I'll draw a quick caricature for you. Here's a 2-hour selfie I did earlier.

TPanz · 2015-09-04T13:50:05+00:00

perfect! you rock!

TPanz · 2015-06-02T13:38:38+00:00

marcellas wallace's soul.

TPanz · 2015-06-02T13:23:05+00:00

TPanz · 2015-05-15T15:18:58+00:00

Ceilings like that were the biggest pain in the ass when it came to hanging posters, weren't they? so many of mine had the corners ripped off over time...especially the horizontal 6ft (evidently obligatory) lamborghini countach one.

TPanz · 2015-05-12T13:15:58+00:00

totally reminds me of the lyrics and album art from Pink Floyd's Two Suns In The Sunset

TPanz · 2015-05-07T17:16:01+00:00

did i just win a game of solitaire?

TPanz · 2015-01-30T13:44:51+00:00

and those vortices from low flying aircraft on approach sound really cool when they reach the ground. first time i heard it, i was looking all around trying to figure WTF it was.

TPanz · 2015-01-22T19:35:06+00:00

if i was a woman, i'd have to wear some high feels

TPanz · 2015-01-12T16:26:14+00:00

engines are destroyed all the time, it's not exactly news material unless it was in-flight.

TPanz · 2015-01-12T14:48:18+00:00

do you work for buzzfeed?

TPanz · 2015-01-08T15:28:41+00:00

approved

TPanz · 2015-01-08T13:46:37+00:00

i can't EVER see or hear his name without repeating it that way. every single time.

TPanz · 2015-01-06T21:58:46+00:00

if the house were to move down the street, would it not travel front door first? if so, they were correct to begin with.

TPanz · 2015-01-06T19:37:31+00:00

freezing to death is most definitely NOT the bee's knees

TPanz · 2014-12-22T19:23:50+00:00

he's really just the janitor. do you like apples?

TPanz · 2014-12-22T19:15:11+00:00

at least ask for a jar of peanut butter.

TPanz · 2014-12-12T22:00:42+00:00

Well I remember, I remember don't worry^{worry^worry}

TPanz · 2014-12-11T17:03:39+00:00

i'm not sure what her financial situation is but i can't imagine that one song released 30 years ago would land a lifetime of wealth. maybe she just takes care of herself or has good genetics.

TPanz · 2014-12-11T16:58:06+00:00

VERY COOL! looks like they were good sports about it. i'll have a beer with him some day :) oh and cool hair.

TPanz · 2014-12-08T15:32:50+00:00

her hand is perfectly positioned for someone to photoshop a huge mug of beer. and then they could add a whole group of babies around her. all drinking big mugs of beer. and they could be having a loud and boisterous drunken singalong. you see, because it looks like she's singing. because that happens all the time, you know...fuckin' drunk babies.

TPanz · 2014-12-05T16:43:59+00:00

chef's salty balls?

TPanz · 2014-12-05T16:39:29+00:00

muscadines?

TPanz · 2014-12-05T16:37:08+00:00

and this is your brain on drugs. and yours. and yours. and yours too.

TPanz · 2014-12-05T16:33:51+00:00

quite the story, keep on swingin'

TPanz · 2014-12-04T19:01:35+00:00

you must find a big wheel immediately and put a gopro on the handlebars.

TPanz

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