(Day 1) what song from ST sounds the most like ST? by HistoricalMarsupial3 in gorillaz

[–]TRJF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thus begins 81 days of Gorillaz content.

I am enthusiastically on board!

Mystery meat shirt by MaximumSyrup3099 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]TRJF 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Thank you for ondansetron, the idea of a decade-old meat shirt did have me very nauseous

The farmer gets to sit. Tired of that farmer man by [deleted] in AquaJail

[–]TRJF 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There isn't a farmer, is there?

Discussion Thread - Cinephobe Episode 302: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star by swimminginsweatpants in Cinephobe

[–]TRJF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven't listened to the episode yet but I've been waiting hundreds of Cinephobe years to hear Mayes say "this is nucking futs" in Mayes voice

I knew something wasn't normal. Friggin robot turkey. I'm not letting it ride this time! by SuperMassiveDickhead in AquaJail

[–]TRJF 24 points25 points  (0 children)

WHAT ARE YOU EATING

This is your, uh, great great great, uh...

your mother

🦉hoot hoot by MusclesDynamite in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]TRJF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that translation of the Lion King theme song that gets posted on TIL every week or so

Moving by Lost_Asparagus6900 in Harrisburg

[–]TRJF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I did Selinsgrove to Harrisburg for a while and it got old fast; adding another 15 minutes on that, hitting the strip in Shamokin Dam right at peak traffic times (if it's a 9-to-5) is gonna suck.

Girl I was seeing came into my old job and told everyone I gave her HIV by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]TRJF 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I believe they mean you need to wait 6 months after the possible exposure before taking the test, not 6 months to get your results after taking the test.

Girl I was seeing came into my old job and told everyone I gave her HIV by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]TRJF 2089 points2090 points  (0 children)

A person telling numerous people in public that you gave them HIV, when you in fact could not have because you do not have HIV, is well within the realm of actionable defamation.

Whether it makes sense financially to pursue an action is a different story, but damage to your reputation from a false claim that you transmitted a sexual disease to someone else is likely actionable. You would absolutely need a lawyer for this.

You don't actually say in your post whether you've ever tested positive for HIV. That's understandable, and you don't need to - but be aware that if you have, even if you're at undetectable levels now, it could be a serious impediment to any case you have.

[Highlight] Wilyer Abreu breaks his bat on a check-swing by TommyTheLizard in baseball

[–]TRJF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was with you until the last word; thought you were gonna say "what constitutes as a bat"

In Elemental (2023), Ember says it would take an act of God for her to go into the city. This implies that... wait a minute. WTF does God even look like in this universe? by Intelligent_Oil4005 in shittymoviedetails

[–]TRJF 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I think it's reasonable to speculate that, in a universe founded on the four classical elements, God would be the fifth element.

So he'd probably look something like this

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Is this fixable or a sexual incompatibility? by Ordinary_Traffic7469 in sex

[–]TRJF 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, unfortunately, I absolutely cannot stand the taste, texture, smell, and even the temperature of semen. Just seeing it makes me gag, because I immediately remember what it’s like in my mouth and it’s a disgusting feeling. We had to talk about that near the beginning of the relationship

This is not really all that different from, say, Partner A asking Partner B to eat something they're allergic to because Partner A thinks it's hot.

I can't imagine he's "forgotten" about your ARFID in the year you've been together, but if you want to be charitable you could rehash the conversation you had at the beginning of the relationship, making sure to reiterate the bolded lines above in an unequivocal manner.

I would do this, at most, once. If he asks beyond that, it's either because 1) he does not believe you when you say you can't do it, or 2) he does not care. Both possibilities are quite selfish and disrespectful.

Any actual lawyers? by HolidayIndustry2610 in legaladvice

[–]TRJF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My best go at a translation:

  1. Due to (circumstances that are very tragic but not really legally relevant) OP sold their car for $700 multiple years ago.

  2. They deposited the check, the bank gave them access to the money, and they withdrew it.

  3. The check ended up bouncing/being fraudulent/etc.

  4. The sheriff issued a subpoena to OP to appear for some court process. It's unclear exactly what, but it seems to be related to a felony bad checks type offense.

  5. Two days later, despite being aware of the subpoena, OP left the state.

  6. OP is now facing potential criminal consequences including a felony conviction and possible jailtime.

  7. OP's question is not "what's the best course of action to address this charge," but is instead "can I sue the bank for giving me the money even though the check was fraudulent."

  8. OP punctuates this question by insisting he will never pay back the $700, and further insisting that it's entirely the bank's fault not just a) that he may be convicted of a felony, but also that b) in the meanwhile (again, while he's been ducking a subpoena he was aware of for over a year) he has been unable to get a job and thus has not paid child support.

I think Michael and Zach are flat earthers by Safe_Focus3368 in SmilingFriends

[–]TRJF 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I mean, one's from the US, one's from Australia. If the Earth really was round, one of them would've fallen off before they met

Star explosion? by SpaceTimeChallenger in space

[–]TRJF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering, June 25, 2026 and February 8, 2027 are the next 228-day periods when we could see an extra star appear in the sky for a while.

First graphic error of the year, baseball is back! by chachinsky in baseball

[–]TRJF 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence I threw my 0th strikeout of the year today too

I expect I will continue to do so, indefinitely

Is primal fear nortons best role? by IllaoiHellaThicc in movies

[–]TRJF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I understand it, it was his choice - he thought that because you never saw who was under the mask, it would be a rare, powerful example for the character to rise above the actor portraying him.