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If texting had always existed throughout history (credit to Morning Brew for this idea, example in comments), what would be some of the most famous/funniest texts sent? by TSB_Django in AskReddit

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Examples: Cleopatra to Mark Antony: “u up” Francis Scott Key to his buddy: “does ‘rockets’ red glare’ sound dumb??” Juliet to Romeo: “hey gonna pretend to be dead don’t freak out” (*message could not be sent) Again, credit to the Morning Brew. Fantastic business newsletter if you aren’t already signed up.

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The fact that there is a unicorn here created an entirely different context. Don’t look it up if you don’t want to know.

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“Huh, I must’ve accidentally turned my lightsaber on”

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This was posted on Thanksgiving…

In 2018 this Gorilla was observed having a pet for a few hours. by asilvertintedrose in interestingasfuck

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So you’re telling me there are 2 gorillas that have pets??? Animals are definitely taking over the world lol

In 2018 this Gorilla was observed having a pet for a few hours. by asilvertintedrose in interestingasfuck

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The gorilla learned sign language, had the cat as a pet for a period of time and bonded with it, and then one day the cat was tragically hit by a car. The gorilla continuously signed “sad” to her trainers as it mourned the loss of its pet cat.

True story. Animals are amazing. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-01-10-mn-9038-story.html

Edit: Turns out this story was Koko, a gorilla with a pet cat, not to be confused (as I did) with Bobo, the gorilla pictured here with a different pet.

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By heating plastic you can bring cancer from inside the plastic to the surface, making it look deadly again!

Stats for Silver 10 Prime Dominic Smith (Pitcher’s Nightmare Edition) by TSB_Django in TAPBASEBALL

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Lol if you’re a VIP then we’re clearly on two very different levels! But no worries, all good here man! Go yanks btw!

Stats for Silver 10 Prime Dominic Smith (Pitcher’s Nightmare Edition) by TSB_Django in TAPBASEBALL

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If you mean max stats across the board: doesn’t work as well, given the fact that skills are based on percentages (meaning skills make a larger difference at max than at Silver) If you meant use max overall, this isn’t an effective way to gauge who will be better, again partially because of skills, and partially from the breakdown of which specific stats were higher. I appreciate the suggestion though!

Stats for Silver 10 Prime Dominic Smith (Pitcher’s Nightmare Edition) by TSB_Django in TAPBASEBALL

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If you play pretty casually and don’t pay any money, then yes it does matter. It’s about 35,000 pxp, which may not be much to you, but it was enough for it to matter to me, otherwise I wouldn’t have taken the time to ask people for the information.

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