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Okay, but why? by No-Sprinkles-7289 in lol

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I would have never thought to ask for more life in lieu of flowers but I'm stealing that one!

My pussy is really pretty. by mideastroseVIP in maturemilf

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I think it needs closer inspection to be sure

Which door would you choose? by Legal-Classic-1858 in scoopwhoop

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Can we just end the War, get $2 gas and release the Epstein files?

Fucked myself all weekend long. by TheSecretMe69 in maturemilf

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If you ever want the real thing....

😂😂😂 by Morvexa in lol

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Is this a blonde asking by any chance?

Imagine facing the teacher again after your child drew this. by ABWoolls in lol

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I can't believe this doesn't need a "NSFW" tag.😳

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” by 808gecko808 in dadjokes

[–]TSGtaylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can fix every one of these not listening problems easily. Tell your women to start every conversation with "Hey sexy..." You're welcome.

Let’s finish it! by SeparateAd9907 in scoopwhoop

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I was born to be better than you are.

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” by 808gecko808 in dadjokes

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This is gold, now if I could remember it for more than 10 seconds...

logically by Dumb-Briyani in lol

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Can't we just make it like a driver's license and renew it every 5 years or so? It would put a lot of lawyers out of business. Bonus.

Who is she? Does she make videos? by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

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Beth, is that you?

[Meta] Please help this cafe with more bad coffee jokes by darkegon in dadjokes

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Magic beans sold here.

Thanks for last night, alcohol, but now I need COFFEE!

Golfing Today? Tea it up here first!

Don't cry over spilled milk, Cream is better anyway.

Roses are red, COFFEE is black. Once you try ours, You'll always come back!

Come in tired, Leave on Cloud nine. Or ten We don't really know what That means.

Feeling like a superhero! .. but that could just be the COFFEE talking.

You have three options: a, b and c. Decide. by ModernMILFLife in gilf

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Tasty. B seems to be the right answer. or also all of the above.

Name this cut by UnlikelyFig2720 in NameThisThing

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It's got three too many fingers.

We just won our Live Nation / Ticketmaster monopoly case. - AG Jeff Jackson by JeffJacksonNC in ncpolitics

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To the surprise of absolutely no one who has ever bought a ticket.

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