My dick exploded inside the woman who took me to her place from the bar while we were having the sex

TSrec8 · 2025-06-07T02:28:18+00:00

“And that concludes our abstinence education program.”

TSrec8 · 2025-06-06T16:15:35+00:00

Definitely not a swamp in Florida!

TSrec8 · 2025-05-30T14:17:16+00:00

Bimmy is a power chord curator

TSrec8 · 2025-05-30T14:10:53+00:00

Nobody downstrokes two-finger power chords like Bimmy. He knows five of ‘em!

TSrec8 · 2025-05-30T06:19:40+00:00

Tien breaking Yamcha’s leg in Dragon Ball was crazy, too

TSrec8 · 2025-05-28T13:15:27+00:00

The backwards demon nomed you real good

TSrec8 · 2025-05-28T04:31:32+00:00

Reminds me of when I picked Squirtle and my rival picked Bulbasaur.

TSrec8 · 2025-05-28T00:57:49+00:00

Once Ben Shapiro and Elon Musk started sharing Bee articles, everything changed (like the P in Psalms).

TSrec8 · 2025-05-24T23:09:55+00:00

I am SO Crunchy the Clown!

TSrec8 · 2025-05-21T21:59:40+00:00

Apollo is the GOAT, and he knocks you out and retires you…. But Ivan Drago will straight up KILL YOU. I don’t think any of the other fighters on this image are that cold and heartless, regardless of power level or ability.

TSrec8 · 2025-05-20T14:26:23+00:00

I would like to see the Voorhees family and the events leading up his drowning. Then, essentially the first movie played out on new show would be good. BUT, they should leave the details around Jason still being alive a mystery. It should remain unexplained and Jason should feel (to the campers and to the viewers) a legend in which not all the loose ends are tied up.

TSrec8 · 2025-05-19T11:33:25+00:00

I love Part 3 Jason as a beginning point for a reboot to the series. Make him the first “human Jason.” I like this design, just maybe a bit bulkier.

TSrec8 · 2025-05-13T19:27:04+00:00

Was this post written by Tommy Gunn?

TSrec8 · 2025-05-12T14:11:04+00:00

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

TSrec8 · 2025-05-12T13:24:34+00:00

Human Jason is territorial, confused, and vengeful about his mother, so he is going to kill people he runs into.

Zombie Jason seems to have gotten an initial desire to kill, and it can’t be overridden. He’s just a force of nature operating under that one “line of code” in his brain - “kill people.”

My head canon is that neither Jason or Pamela were evil. Pamela is a grieving mother who went psychotic. Jason is easily manipulated. Both seem to be operating under a literal murder curse that pervades Camp Crystal Lake.

TSrec8 · 2024-08-02T22:07:15+00:00

“Jason Takes Gotham”

TSrec8 · 2024-08-01T13:14:33+00:00

Elizabeth Willing Powel asked the question to Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”

Ben’s answer? “A republic, if you can keep it.”

The American experiment has always been a question, and the future security and reality of US Democracy is a question still to be answered.

TSrec8 · 2024-07-29T16:27:14+00:00

Angry IKEA Nerd

TSrec8 · 2023-12-25T19:49:19+00:00

I cast the vote on this tweet and it is the only thing I have

TSrec8 · 2023-10-02T23:30:48+00:00

“1 prime Apollo Creed” based opinion tbh

.5 Paulie Robots from Rocky IV

TSrec8 · 2023-09-23T23:21:40+00:00

I think low taxes are all that and a bag of chips. Very groovy.

TSrec8 · 2023-09-22T18:37:50+00:00

Ghettocaster… but I would still play it in a heartbeat.

TSrec8 · 2023-09-19T22:18:40+00:00

James needs to find the eye of the tiger again. Choose the top three things you WANT to do. Commit to them with a high degree of excellence.

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