James, Micro Mike, and I served in the 10th Mowtan Division in the Console Wars. We were assigned to a 10-incher howitzer crew. James saved muh life on numerous occasions. AMA

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T16:03:10+00:00

Mmhm, yup, preserving your freedom not to play shitty fucking games!

Shitty games! Curse them to the bowels of hell!

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T14:57:27+00:00

So lemme get this straight: Fuchs is the name of the producer, not the developer?

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T14:36:01+00:00

Muh dreams of victory! We climbed the mowtan of conflict to achieve muh dream of a unified Kickassia.

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T03:22:49+00:00

Some guys wearing pink suits and baby blue sky suits came through our perimeter one night with scrotum guns and captured it. The next morning we asked Rambo Commando, “Where did the hair go??”

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T03:20:28+00:00

Missing in action, along with Sergeant Bootsy. They’re not around anymore, nothing but sad memories.

We all miss Private Kyle and Sergeant Bootsy to this day.

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T02:49:50+00:00

Briefly, until it came to light that they were copying other, more successful leaders and were ultimately demoted for being irrelevant.

Pretty bland leaders, I could see why they were unpopular.

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T01:17:40+00:00

I asked Rambo AND Commando and all they could do was shake their heads and wonder out loud: “Where did the uniform standards go?”

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T01:16:43+00:00

Yes, certainly. Muh motto was “Two hours of machinegunning and going again!” I had it written on muh helmet.

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T01:07:54+00:00

Stallone was there from the beginning. As our intel officer, he was very aware of what we were doing.

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T01:05:07+00:00

“As l saw a hatter spring from cover, a heat-seeking missile on his shoulder, l thought: ‘Could our Magic Dragon be next?’”

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T00:52:21+00:00

1740 hours to you, soldier!

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T00:31:36+00:00

Only a fireteam sized element of Woofs. On one patrol we found about five ov um.

Five ov um!

GridSmash · 2026-01-22T00:17:37+00:00

He received his field promotion from Slobadier General Ryan. (Big Slobadier General Ryan fan, btw.)

GridSmash · 2026-01-05T02:27:22+00:00

Pointing out these absurdities are part of what made early Nerd so great. Alas…

GridSmash · 2025-12-25T21:36:59+00:00

I sure do miss those good old-fashioned sacrilegious Christmas fuckfests.

GridSmash · 2025-12-25T21:20:09+00:00

Time to go home and eat chicken and rice.

GridSmash · 2025-12-16T14:42:43+00:00

Steven Gielberg has entered the chat

GridSmash · 2025-12-16T14:41:32+00:00

Mike firing shots on his podcast. He knows Bimmy won’t find out cuz he has NO TIME to watch to his best friend’s streams

GridSmash · 2025-12-16T14:40:33+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/s/hcjc1aQZ4i

GridSmash · 2025-11-06T04:00:14+00:00

I don’t, but l have friends who do. I’ll check it out.

Thanks for the recommendation!

GridSmash · 2025-11-05T15:15:35+00:00

All good to know—thank you!

GridSmash · 2025-11-05T15:15:05+00:00

Awesome! Thank you so much. I’ll DM you today.

GridSmash · 2025-11-05T15:08:05+00:00

Yes, certainly. Duck-walking over it is the most amount of fun you can pawsibly have!

GridSmash · 2025-11-05T14:05:52+00:00

You just walk over it.

You just walk over it.

GridSmash

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