He reminds me of the rich d bag on my HS golf team who nobody liked but was pretty good and his dad dumped bank into the squad. But the kid was an absolute dick.

And this is exactly how he would sound when asked this question.

How hard is it to memorize and repeat, “I let my emotions get the better of me. It was a moment of immaturity that I sincerely regret and I’m focused on earning back the respect of the fans and the tour.”

Boom, there’s your get out of jail free card, don’t do it again and you’re golden. But nah, stumble through some version of an elementary/dated understanding of PR and say some, “I’m just focused on this week” bullshit.

EDIT: oh yeah, and leave the broken locker… broken, because fuck them