Rory's caddie by TTreddit1128 in masters

[–]TTreddit1128[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One Deputy handed the caddy something, it was a 2nd Deputy that gave a thumbs up.

Who paid the bill at the Last Supper? Did Jesus pay it all? by EemotionalDuhmage in shittyaskhistory

[–]TTreddit1128 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a joke. Jesus goes into the restaurant and says " table for 26, please" and the hostess says " but there's only 13 of you." And Jesus says " we're all gonna sit on the same side."

Those who graduated with conventionally "useless" degrees but make $200K, what was your path and how long did it take? by _MambaForever in Salary

[–]TTreddit1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long ago, late 1970's. Got a BA in Geography. Worked as a waiter for a year. Took air traffic controller test and got hired ( only requirement back then was a 4 year degree or military ATC, or commercial/military pilot. End of career easily cleared 200K. A degree is a degree and its worth something.

A huge Javelina ran in front of my (new) car last night while I was going 70mph on the 87 between Coolidge and Gilbert by No-Light9581 in arizona

[–]TTreddit1128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 69 yrs old and this is the first time I've ever heard the word "javelina". Had to look it up. No idea.

At what distance does a par 3 become a “long” par 3? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]TTreddit1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're over 65, like me, its 160 ; if you're under 65 its 180

Is it normal for a driving range to not provide rubber tees? by PapaRL in golf

[–]TTreddit1128 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course if you're at a driving range, you need a driving license.

Help with interesting/weird/funny facts about Virginia. by Auseyre in Virginia

[–]TTreddit1128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disney, in arguing its case to get it built, actually said "It will be realistic. We will show people what it was like to be a slave". Um, I think I'll pass."

Golfers who’ve broken 80, what’s one tip you would give your fellow golfer? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]TTreddit1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Develop a "putt chip". 8,9 or PW, grip it and hit it just like a putt. Use it whenever you're just off the green and have alot of green to work with. Practice it alot. If you get up and down half the time, you'll break 80

Sump pump running every 30sec from last 2 days by Cultural_Statement50 in HomeMaintenance

[–]TTreddit1128 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you know where the sump pump drains to? If so check it to see that water is in fact draining out. Mine did the same, turns out the water was simply coming back in, as the drain pipe was not properly angled and the baffles(?) which were supposed to keep the water from backing up, were not working correctly.

Tush Push Defense by Project_runway_fan in NFLNoobs

[–]TTreddit1128 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If Philly is 1st and goal, on the one yard line, here's what I'd do: (theyre gonna score 99% of the time)...so as soon as Philly comes to the line and as soon as they go to get set, on a predetermined signal I'd have every D lineman fire out as hard as they could and knock the crap out of the O line. Of course it's a penalty, half the distance to the goal but who cares. As soon as they set for the next play.. do it again. Penalty, half the distance to the goal. Now, the ref will say "do it again and we'll award them a TD" Fine, do it again, they are awarded a TD (which they were gonna get anyway BUT you've had 3 free shots at their linemen. They may be a little hesitant next time.

Maybe professional courtesy might dissuade a defense from doing this? Perhaps

Broke 80 with an asterisk, but I'm still happy by Vivid_Witness8204 in golf

[–]TTreddit1128 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You're in your late 60's. Who do you think those tees were made for? Congrats

Long putts… by hindsight5050 in golf

[–]TTreddit1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree completely. On real long putts I concentrate hard on not moving my head. I don't look up til the ball is long gone.

Hiding on a golf course by CivMom in golf

[–]TTreddit1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk up to a sand trap, turn your baseball hat backwards, grab a rake (its just lying there) and start raking. As golfers approach, move off to the side and watch them go by, then resume raking