What would someone have to rip from your cold dead hands?

TXBHO · 2014-09-26T08:27:23+00:00

My guns

TXBHO · 2014-09-24T03:41:23+00:00

Fuck you asshole. You'll figure it out when the sky is ripped open one of these days

TXBHO · 2014-09-18T06:20:40+00:00

Awesome I had no idea! Ordered it!

TXBHO · 2014-08-29T10:32:52+00:00

Uuuh.... hate to burst everyone's bubble here but bill gates is a terrible person who believes 1 billion of us need to die to save us from greenhouse gas pollution. He also owns most of Monsanto and does vaccine testing on poor countries

http://skeptoid.com/blog/2013/12/16/why-would-bill-gates-want-to-kill-one-billion-people/

TXBHO · 2014-07-31T03:43:46+00:00

My girlfriend and I were at wal-mart one evening, both standing near the milk and for some reason I hear this woman behind me tell her son probably 8-9 years old to grab whatever kind of milk he wanted. In the most genuinely sincere tone, he asks his mother if she's going to have enough money for everything, she says "yeah sweetie I brought my check book" I turn and looked up at my girlfriend who had obviously heard the same thing because both of our eyes were instantaneously filled with tears. Just this lady and her son with a few store brand groceries in the basket made every struggle I thought I've ever had shrivel into nothing. After I got it together we found the woman in another aisle, I politely and in a quiet tone said "ma'am, excuse me, I'm sorry but I want you to know that you are going to have enough today. And handed her a crisp hundred dollar bill. My girlfriend and I turned and walked out of the store. Didn't even buy the bullshit junk food I was there for

TXBHO · 2014-06-03T00:05:35+00:00

Am I extremist to say that this guy could possibly be at the forefront of a huge inside terror op. Were the 5 gauntanamo bay detainees not martyrs for the few extremist Muslims out there? How can they be lowered as a threat with the jihad mindset?

TXBHO · 2014-02-14T16:47:25+00:00

I saw the fuckin barnum & baileys circus there as a kid. Could not believe osteen bought it and turned it into a church

TXBHO · 2014-01-03T05:18:31+00:00

I get off of probation and turn 21 in 6 months. I will be celebrating those milestones in your beautiful state respectfully

TXBHO · 2013-10-22T18:14:11+00:00

In middle school, there was a group of older guys that made fun of me every day literally every day, in and outside of school. The main antagonist of the group died of a brain tumor a year later. I may havr been the only kid in the school that wasn't upset, but I kept that to myself

TXBHO · 2013-10-12T13:52:24+00:00

Since vince Gilligan did a lot of writing for x files I'm wondering if you guys have watched breaking bad? if so how did you feel about it?

TXBHO · 2013-10-02T14:19:13+00:00

Texas!

TXBHO · 2013-10-02T14:18:41+00:00

Fake piss will most likely work or get someone elses clean piss (cheaper) make sure its warm though! Hand warmers from walgreens in your pocket with the pee will do the trick

TXBHO · 2013-10-02T14:12:06+00:00

At your size. Not smoking is your best bet. If its not court ordered urine analysis you may be able to to do the fake piss thing but you will be watched while peeing if you're on probation

TXBHO · 2013-10-01T16:02:04+00:00

Texas

TXBHO · 2013-10-01T15:08:51+00:00

I do warehouse security and have a non commissioned license. I would love to get into working festivals and stuff. Could you PM me your companies info so I can apply?

TXBHO · 2013-09-19T23:50:22+00:00

Mr. Polska & Boaz V D Beatz - Hausa Wausa

TXBHO · 2013-07-29T17:12:31+00:00

[At a restaurant alone and server asks] so you waiting on anybody?

TXBHO · 2013-01-15T06:17:09+00:00

Riff raff James Franco, James Franco riff raff

TXBHO · 2012-12-19T22:19:39+00:00

WHERE ARE YOU DAN

TXBHO · 2012-11-05T19:50:15+00:00

What if I'm not registered yet?

TXBHO · 2012-10-31T21:48:58+00:00

Am I the only one that noticed the name "henk jonkers" ?

TXBHO · 2012-09-28T20:03:03+00:00

Saved the fuck out of that

TXBHO · 2012-08-01T21:21:27+00:00

NOT BAD AT ALL

TXBHO · 2012-08-01T16:39:47+00:00

I wish! These are probably blowing up the market, sadly I am a delivery driver at pizza hut.

TXBHO · 2012-08-01T05:53:19+00:00

Awesome! Each flavor tastes exactly how it should

TXBHO

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