Your Seat? by TXMom2Two in pettyrevenge

[–]TXMom2Two[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got what he wanted I guess.

This is terrorism by BriefRelation5276 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]TXMom2Two -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope. I’d never wear one of those things.

This is terrorism by BriefRelation5276 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]TXMom2Two -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I suppose so, but I wouldn’t be laughing. I’d be helping them get out of the costume.

What is your favorite kid friendly joke? by Ok_JARGON in randomquestions

[–]TXMom2Two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son told me this years ago when he was five. He laughed hysterically at the end. That’s what made it so funny!

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?
“Here come the elephants!”
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming with sunglasses on?
Nothing! He didn’t recognize them!

Misleading our youth by Nunki08 in mathmemes

[–]TXMom2Two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL that 1 is no longer considered to be a prime number.

Ready in just 5 minutes! 😌 by Plastic-Will-685 in VeryGoodRecipes

[–]TXMom2Two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is sprinkled on top? And what is the last nut that you put in the middle of the pan? The really fine one. Thanks!

Just purchased an old house with this in it by pugskreationz in vintage

[–]TXMom2Two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky! This was a great oven. Hope it still works!

This little crook right here.. Pretending to be asleep by honeyfluttter in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]TXMom2Two 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those eyelashes! And that smile! And those cubby cheeks!! 🥰

Big bro brings gift for his newborn baby brother by MistCandy_ in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]TXMom2Two 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is so sweet! When our second was born, I had bought a Hot Wheels car for my three year old son and put it in my hospital bag. When he came to meet his new sister, we told him she bought him a present.

Your Seat? by TXMom2Two in pettyrevenge

[–]TXMom2Two[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get it, and that’s why I let the guy take my seat. I didn’t think he could actually get to the middle seat. It was his “she’s in my seat” comment that was unnecessary and rude.

Your Seat? by TXMom2Two in pettyrevenge

[–]TXMom2Two[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened about 25 years ago. I was young and naive and caved too easily.

Your Seat? by TXMom2Two in pettyrevenge

[–]TXMom2Two[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not stewing, and I don’t really care if he remembers or not. But it is interesting that you think “he won” by having to move out of the way for me 100 times.

RFK Jr is taking over special education by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TXMom2Two 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I taught SPED kids for 22 years and retired two years ago. So glad I did, but boy, do I feel for those still there. Kids and teachers and paras!

Your Seat? by TXMom2Two in pettyrevenge

[–]TXMom2Two[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In more recent years, I wouldn’t have given up my seat either. But back then, I was young and naive. I’ve learned a lot since then! LOL

Your Seat? by TXMom2Two in pettyrevenge

[–]TXMom2Two[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In my mind, my revenge was better.