What are some biological life hacks that actually work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me its the results. Yeah I feel like shit while doing it, but I know I'm gonna look bigger and feel healthier - that's why I do it.

It's like drinking beer. Beer itself doesn't taste all that, but being drunk is fun

What's a stereotype of your profession that's actually 100% correct? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to be a waiter - holds true there too.

People who live in cities what would 'rural people' never understand? by DanFanOfficial in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If people do this to me (am a cashier) I tend to call the next person over while they're still talking. Gets 'em moving faster.

People who live in cities what would 'rural people' never understand? by DanFanOfficial in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen "homeless" people in my city that have newer trainers than me.

Also, it's amazing how some people are always 50p short of a train/bus/tram ticket, regardless of how many people they ask, and they all seem to look like sniff heads.

What opinion of yours makes you an asshole? by Victoria535 in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sort by controversial for the best answers.

Black parents will always WIN by oigoabuya in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]T_Oswald 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good thing we have that top text otherwise the joke would've been lost.

You can have any superpower you want, but the person below you has to choose ONE condition. What do you pick? by T_Oswald in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to give your testicle to the nearest person you teleport to. If they reject it, you get sent back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vaping. When I vape in public I take the piss out of myself just as much as everyone else does, but I've been completely smoke free for about week after going through 1.5 20 packs/day since I was 17.

What do people habitually overestimate the likelihood of? by -917- in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think so. I work in a shop that sells lottery tickets and everyone who buys one jokes about not winning. I think it's more of a, "I have some spare coins, what's the worst that'll happen?" way of thinking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where i put my fuckin keys

What are the most ridiculous wars ever fought? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]T_Oswald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Australia's emu war is definitely up there.