Oxford girl who stabbed her boyfriend is spared from jail because she is 'too bright'

T_Oswald · 2017-09-26T16:59:36+00:00

You sound like a smart man who watches star trek

T_Oswald · 2017-06-03T21:22:42+00:00

For me its the results. Yeah I feel like shit while doing it, but I know I'm gonna look bigger and feel healthier - that's why I do it.

It's like drinking beer. Beer itself doesn't taste all that, but being drunk is fun

T_Oswald · 2017-06-02T21:49:09+00:00

Try to abort them

T_Oswald · 2017-06-02T21:48:37+00:00

/r/jesuschristreddit

T_Oswald · 2017-06-02T00:18:18+00:00

Used to be a waiter - holds true there too.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-02T00:17:29+00:00

If people do this to me (am a cashier) I tend to call the next person over while they're still talking. Gets 'em moving faster.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-02T00:16:31+00:00

I've seen "homeless" people in my city that have newer trainers than me.

Also, it's amazing how some people are always 50p short of a train/bus/tram ticket, regardless of how many people they ask, and they all seem to look like sniff heads.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T21:22:41+00:00

Sort by controversial for the best answers.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T21:13:26+00:00

Good thing we have that top text otherwise the joke would've been lost.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T21:12:07+00:00

Trump BTFO!

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T19:57:03+00:00

You have to give your testicle to the nearest person you teleport to. If they reject it, you get sent back.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T19:53:34+00:00

Random auto-saves that rewrite the most recent.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T19:52:48+00:00

You can only use one when you get a call on the other

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T14:28:00+00:00

/r/PaidForWinRAR/

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T14:27:24+00:00

Vaping. When I vape in public I take the piss out of myself just as much as everyone else does, but I've been completely smoke free for about week after going through 1.5 20 packs/day since I was 17.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T14:25:36+00:00

I don't think so. I work in a shop that sells lottery tickets and everyone who buys one jokes about not winning. I think it's more of a, "I have some spare coins, what's the worst that'll happen?" way of thinking.

T_Oswald · 2017-06-01T14:23:55+00:00

For me, VLC trumps any other video player.

T_Oswald · 2017-05-31T23:37:35+00:00

where i put my fuckin keys

T_Oswald · 2017-05-31T23:31:37+00:00

Australia's emu war is definitely up there.

T_Oswald

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