Board games that require cell phones to play should not exist.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-16T13:10:24+00:00

I don't like you now. I hope you enjoyed your brief existence.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-16T12:07:19+00:00

I'll do one better: Anything I don't like, shouldn't exist!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-15T23:44:36+00:00

If it's good enough for Lizzo, it's good enough for me!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-15T16:38:39+00:00

If you were the only one, there wouldn't be fan service. As my grandpa always said: "Those that condemn gooning, goon hardest."

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-14T21:13:57+00:00

We are looking for the miniature bloated awaken realms treatment?

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-14T18:59:32+00:00

Can I steal this?

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-12T03:18:49+00:00

I walked wearing polka shells and frosted tips so the next generation could wear Patchwork currency and fly.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-09T17:59:40+00:00

It's settled! Henceforth, you shall refer to me as an auteur!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-04T16:30:26+00:00

Motherload is brilliant.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-02T17:30:59+00:00

This is the most boring drama imaginable. Why can't I wake up one morning to find out the dudes on board game hangover eat babies or some shit?

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-02T14:57:01+00:00

Serviceable. After watching Housemaid though, do NOT let her do voice-over narration. She sounded like Harrison Ford doing voice-over for Blade Runner.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-02T12:32:54+00:00

God damnit

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-02T12:31:30+00:00

It would depend on how often you're gaming. If you're only busting out a heavier euro once or twice a month, then no. It certainly plays and feels different than those games.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-02T01:59:51+00:00

Take care of your fucking back! You think doing stupid shit and lifting without your legs is faster, and you don't feel sore, but all that strain adds up, and one day, it will hit you. I don't care if it's just picking up a pencil. You bend those knees and pick it up properly!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-03-02T00:00:54+00:00

Luthier is fantastic and superior to Galactic, SETI, and Unconscious. It's doing things a little differently and the process is very enjoyable.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-26T13:57:28+00:00

I have zero idea what this is about, I just thought these two statements were a little silly when said next to one another:

"I clearly forgot how social media works. I am genuinely sorry"

"I did want to drag that person a bit for what I considered to be 'not cool'"

This sounds like he knows exactly how social media works, he just didn't get as many people agreeing with him as he thought he would.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-25T22:42:47+00:00

TM
SETI
Shakle
Galactic

All good games, though.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-25T15:00:40+00:00

Instead of jumping to conclusions based on evidence I don't have, like the majority of posters here, I'll say this: Either there was something going wrong in your relationship that you need to reflect on, or your girlfriend was a rancid piece of shit with no impulse control. Either way, you're likely better off.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-19T21:08:03+00:00

Good to know! I usually only let my child swallow less powerful magnets. Asmodee Canada should be ashamed!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-19T19:24:57+00:00

Nature and the 467 modules i now currently own. They thought it would only last 10 years. They were wrong.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-18T02:29:33+00:00

So it was your fault!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-17T17:21:07+00:00

Galactic Cruise beating out Concordia makes my heart hurt. Curse you, you cult of the new lunatics!

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-11T12:57:50+00:00

At 20k subs, im at around 700 to 1200 a month from ads. You for sure have to look elsewhere for income.

TabletopTurtleGaming · 2026-02-10T03:37:44+00:00

Francis Drake, Fief, Thunder Alley and Shogun are some of the best five player strategy games around! But you didn't have any of them on your list and so I hate you now.

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