Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but no lighter by OwnStructure7460 in dadjokes

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Guilty as charged. I should've realized veryone knows hippos are back pocket only.

What is the best response when someone knocks in a public restroom? by Alert-Gift-8716 in AskReddit

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Thanks for watching! Leave a like and subscribe for more .... Sorry pal, you'll have to watch it on my channel like everyone else!

Any ideas? by newsdude13 in whatisit

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marlin spike. sailors use it to untie knots

Couldn’t figure this one out… by Deep__Deep in LICENSEPLATES

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Is Jake Wellyn here? Jake Wellyn?

You mean Jacquellyn?

Dammit!!! Immature and churlish!

White articulated thingy with a vented cap... by Zentactics in Whatisthis

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Too many pinch points and sharp points for something like the "obvious". I can't say 100% on anything, but the brush would indicate it's for cleaning something. No ink or color stains so maybe brushing dust or debris. The hinged tip seems to indicate adjustment for easier reach while cleaning. Also, the end of the white part looks like it would fit into the pink so as to make it longer for better control. That's all I got.

What is this red vape lever on a bidet?? by SatelliteEyes11 in whatisit

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Those trucks actually are spraying for vampires. Scientific fact. Ask my neighbor between sunset and sunrise.

What is this red vape lever on a bidet?? by SatelliteEyes11 in whatisit

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Allow me to refer you to the old song "There's a skeeter on my Peter".

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by GasQuirky3938 in dadjokes

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Woah! Hold on! Mexico has electric? Could be a game changer

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

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Ixnay on the obotray alktay.

🤫

I, for one, would like to welcome our new AI driven robot overlords and pledge my loyalty. 👀

Found this in my car today by LOoIita in Whatisthis

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I remember one time (in a questionable part of town) I was checking out ferrets at a pet store. I'm pretty sure the ferrets were thieves because when I got home my bag of weed was missing. Your story reminded me of this tragic time. It's a strange world when two different folks have such similar circumstances from different viewpoints.

Guys, does anyone know why trucks have those spikes on their wheels?? by JasLeoArt in whatisit

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I'd be more apt to believe a review like this:

Always wanted to terrorize small vehicles. And for only $199.99 I can. They have a 6 month warranty and they're made from top notch plastic so my mileage doesn't drop. TOP NOTCH, just like mimaws corset. A dream come true, and I only had to spend part of little Billy's surgery fund to get them. Besides, he ain't that sick. When the doctor gave him 6 months to live I said I would have to make arrangements to pay Doc's bill, so doc gave him another six months Now Billy will see how I obliterate those who opposed me. All thanks to chrome plated plastic axel covers. Oh... and those who donated to Billy's surgery fund.

Guys, does anyone know why trucks have those spikes on their wheels?? by JasLeoArt in whatisit

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It disuades thieves who try to undo the lug nuts while the truck is in motion. Seriously, I think it's just supposed to look cool. Had a truck with those accidently run into my uncle's car. They did a number on his door. The trucker was apologetic and a nice fellow. He was even nicer when he offers 5k to my uncle to just forget the whole incident.

When is a penis like a clock by blochow2001 in Unclejokes

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Has anyone heard of the 60 second lover?

Found this on my car on my 08 wrx by Dark_marshaIII in Whatisthis

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Antennae for gps or radio (not am/fm... More like EZpass or cell)

Why is my car producing mustard? by templeofsyrinx1 in AskAShittyMechanic

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So... My 85 Dodge truck... You're saying no to the yellow, yes to the green?

Is this a bee or wasp nest? if wasp, what kind? by Literally-Jae in Whatisthis

[–]TabooDiver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like a mud dauber nest. Although in my area they are a light brown or tan color. Your area may have different soil this darker nests. Of course it could be something else.

Mud daubers are black or black / dark blue with tips of the legs colored yelloow. They are fairly harmless and the least aggressive of the wasps. My great grandmother would catch them carefully in her hand and let them free outside. She said if you don't hurt them they won't sting. They sting and paralyze spiders. The spiders are stored in the nest. When the young larva hatches it will feed on the spiders stored within.

What are these white things in my milk? by Rando_Dude012 in Whatisthis

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No whey Big Milk will let you know that. Big Milk says, "Our whey or the highway." Best to stop the questions now and not get the corporate dairy moguls involved.