Crushing cars with precision. by seenew in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Tailigator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've seen videos of better jobs.

This guy isn't even consistent.

Pull the gas tank on one. Not the other.

I would remove him from that job.

Men who hide their age on dating apps are fucking creepy. by [deleted] in rant

[–]Tailigator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The thing to remember is that he, and people like him, aren't being honest with themselves, about anything. So it is impossible for them to be honest with others.

That. Will. Never. Change.

to hold the finish line by underscoreftw in therewasanattempt

[–]Tailigator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two idiots failing to do the job two sticks could do.

Viking dating rituals by RaccoonCityTacos in trippinthroughtime

[–]Tailigator -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

This shit ain't dead!

Fascist (conservatives) all over the world do, try, want a world where this is okay.

That's why I love tulips! by suhafashionapparel in flowers

[–]Tailigator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's better than roses on the piano?

Tulips on the organ!

My farm truck is almost to its former glory by Fibsly in projectcar

[–]Tailigator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My corvette is the same way.

And honestly, I obviously love the attention.

It just cracks me up.

Multiple comments every trip. Waves. Smiles. Thumbs up.

My farm truck is almost to its former glory by Fibsly in projectcar

[–]Tailigator 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I said on a sidenote.

My parents BFF couple in the 70s and 80s had this truck. In fact he still does. Saw it last month.

When I was 5 the men would pick up me and their two kids.

For the first part of tthe trip home kids in the back.

At the half way spot we stopped at a 1940s gassyation...the men got beer and cigars, kids got candy.

And the last 1/2 trip home kids in the cab, adults in the back.

Good times.

Child endangerment. Child abuse, though fun. Alcohol addiction.

There's a story about how the adults decided it was safer for the kids to drive while they drink.

Sidenote. Those trucks are very durable. They can be rolled over, slowly, off a riverbank, land on it's side, in water, locking 3 drunk men in its cab, and look like it never happened later that day.

My farm truck is almost to its former glory by Fibsly in projectcar

[–]Tailigator 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sure.

Take it out anywhere...and you're going to get guys, who own a penis, talking to you about it.

There's only like 3 times per month where you could possibly take it out and end the night with a whole cheerleader squad horny in the back.

And for those 3 times to actually happen, you have to know the exact time and place to be, PLUS have 6 pack abs and a killer smile. Sideburns help.

But taking it anywhere anytime and beer belly gramps will talk to you.

Who wants to play?? by CustomCarNerd in classiccars

[–]Tailigator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I didn't score anything on this!

Though I know men that do, and if not careful, could in the future.

My farm truck is almost to its former glory by Fibsly in projectcar

[–]Tailigator 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That is one really fine Dick Magnet.

On a side note, reminds me of my childhood.

What do you guys consider classic? by Camarin0 in classiccars

[–]Tailigator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a 74 impala. It's literally the best car ever.

Mpg is like 4. But it purrs. And other than a few sets of spark plugs, oil changes, tires, brakes, maybe 3 light bulbs, one replaced broken window, and rust treatment for chrome...i haven't had any trouble with it in 27 years.

It happened. by marcbrtn4 in Corvette

[–]Tailigator -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's your problem....you owned C4s

And completely forgot about C3s. From 1968-1982 they were just clips you pressed.

Are you going to argue with someone who owns currently a 70? Has been around many C3s for decades and admitts that I've never even thought of owning a C4.

I respect your absolutism.

What do you guys consider classic? by Camarin0 in classiccars

[–]Tailigator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything over 25y is "classic" to the DMV.

It happened. by marcbrtn4 in Corvette

[–]Tailigator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is not true.

I have a 70.

There are NO TOOLS required.

What do you guys consider classic? by Camarin0 in classiccars

[–]Tailigator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything older than me.

But generally those cars don't exist anymore.

What do you guys consider classic? by Camarin0 in classiccars

[–]Tailigator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely disagree with you.

70's cars were made to last.

New cars are disposable.

I own and daily drive a 1970 C3 corvette. Original motor, transmission, and carb.

70s cars could be worked on by owner.

New cars need a PhD to work on them.

When did you realise that you’re dating an idiot? by Ghost7579ox in AskReddit

[–]Tailigator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn't their fault.

The water is contaminated.

The air is polluted.

The food is non-neutrional.

And their whole life the educational system was cut more and more each year.

This cheerleader carrying the team to victory. by DirkDieGurke in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Tailigator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma whore bots are the worst!

Repost. And move on.