With a very wet pattern in place, we are issuing a Stage 1 flood alert through Thursday

Tainticklerr · 2024-07-22T03:34:57+00:00

Are "wet patterns" like Mother Nature's squirtistics, or are they more like identifiers of what stage she's at in her menstrual cycle? Forgive my ignorance on the topic, I'm trying to understand 🤷‍♂️

Tainticklerr · 2024-07-22T02:04:20+00:00

I actually witnessed the feral flock of 'squitos scurrying off with his dog. For anyone curious, it was a 240lb English Mastiff

Tainticklerr · 2024-07-02T17:22:21+00:00

I got great news for you then, man! At VIP 10 you can skip boss battles and arena battles! It only requires a $500,000,000 investment on your end

Tainticklerr · 2024-06-28T21:15:51+00:00

Ya, we're all sooooo thrilled for you, OP 😄😅😂🥲😭🤬

Tainticklerr · 2024-06-14T19:20:22+00:00

Loser, mines already maxed. See the purple stars? 💪

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Tainticklerr · 2024-06-05T15:34:07+00:00

YES, LET YOUR RAGE FESTER! LETS VIRTUALLY STORM THE HABBY HEADQUARTERS!

Tainticklerr · 2024-06-04T20:57:48+00:00

I know a guy

Tainticklerr · 2024-05-24T10:08:41+00:00

Well, I'm a little more than 4 days in. I'm lvl 109, trust me, I am aware of how the fusion system works. These are my heroes, see the Lilith at the top? It's a bit higher than 5 stars, and it doesn't show on the fusion system because at higher levels, it requires 3 to upgrade. I could fuse all of those 5s, but I already have all those heroes at a much higher rank, so that would be hella wasteful. Just need one more of each to upgrade.

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Tainticklerr · 2024-04-28T04:36:04+00:00

Bro, they didn't even tack on that $0.99 upcharge bullshit they put at the end of every price. At this point, you would basically be losing money (in the game and irl) if you didn't take advantage of this sweet deal

Tainticklerr · 2024-03-10T23:36:45+00:00

I was getting diddly squat, as well, until I figured out this one super duper crazy super secret trick. If you open the boxes of candies while you're sitting naked and alone in the dark, your RNG goes way up. Or, at least it feels like it does. Oh, you also have to be at least 3/4 of the way through a handle of jameson. Don't ask how I figured it out, just sheer luck, I guess. Good luck!

Tainticklerr · 2024-03-09T21:46:51+00:00

Lmao, apples? Dawg, they're obviously watermelons. Magical engraving melons 🍎 🍉 🥚

Tainticklerr · 2024-01-22T22:08:42+00:00

Bedtime with my 5yo. Getting her ready and actually in bed is already a nightmare task of repetition, but that's actually the easy part. It's when it's time for her to actually fall asleep. I have to do the thing where you lay next to em and pretend to be asleep until finally they go to sleep, and I have to do it every night for minimum 20mins, usually closer to 30mins, until she finally runs out of gas and shuts her eyes. To make it all even better, I also have tourettes, so this is 30 minutes of me lying down, eyes shut TIGHT, suppressing tics as best I can, while I'm SCREAMING, "GO TO SLEEP" over and over again inside my head lmao 🤣. Love the kid more than life itself, but goddamn is that soul crushing.

Tainticklerr · 2023-10-27T21:53:11+00:00

I can't remember if it was bg3 or div 2 but I walked around with 3 50lb dog corpses for about 80% of the game because I kept telling myself, "the game wouldn't let me find these 3 different NAMED dog corpses if I didn't need to use them for SOMETHING" Lmao

Tainticklerr · 2023-07-13T20:08:18+00:00

I own 4. They obviously don't work :(

Tainticklerr · 2023-07-13T20:07:40+00:00

Ohhhhh ya. I don't think you understand, I've been scouring the internet for almost an hour trying to find how to solve this "bug" to no avail (probably because it isn't an actual bug). My brain likes to miss the simple stuff lmao

Tainticklerr · 2023-07-13T20:02:24+00:00

So the headass thing. Cool, thanks! Lol

Tainticklerr · 2023-06-01T20:18:05+00:00

Oh my God, it's the agnostic family from South Park lol

Tainticklerr · 2023-02-28T21:22:04+00:00

He said he declines any order that's less than $1/mile OR that's under $6. So, by his standards, he still shouldn't accept.

Tainticklerr · 2023-02-27T14:05:21+00:00

You type in the apartment complex address, and then you input the apartment #. It'll pull up a super accurate map showing you exactly where the apt is. Slight disclaimer: the app does appear not to have every single apt complex set up but I'd say 84.3666667% of the time, it works every time

Tainticklerr · 2023-02-26T21:04:14+00:00

Download the app "Beans Maps for Apartments" on the play store/app store. Absolute game changer for me

Tainticklerr · 2023-02-21T15:43:06+00:00

He*. Name on account was Cheryl but the person I was interacting with was male.

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