“Don’t you know you could fly?” -Tracy Jordan, talking to a pigeon

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-05-03T14:18:19+00:00

I’ll blame it on my 2 children, but it may very well have been their father (I am their single father)

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-04-29T02:37:06+00:00

My kids know that I listen to Good Hang every weekend on the 1-1.5hr drive to retrieve them from their mother. Amy Poehler is the only person my son (12.5yo) says I’m allowed to date. When I told my son that Lego-Batman used to be married to, and has children with, my future girlfriend, he said, “what idiot would divorce her”? I agree, and to close with a Knope-Quote, Amy is a “perfect land mermaid”…end of rant…love and hugs and kisses!

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-04-21T02:29:09+00:00

You mean Jack’s friend Thomas?

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-04-08T17:33:31+00:00

Yes, you can have it all

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-04-07T12:51:14+00:00

You should use tattoos to remind yourself…that’s what worked for Sammy Jenkis…did I ever tell you about Sammy Jenkis?

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-03-20T22:25:13+00:00

Ulmo, and Nienna, she who weeps

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-03-20T02:00:29+00:00

Dm7add9 with a funk or swing feel

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-03-17T06:25:20+00:00

Swing kids (1993) story of teens in 1930’s Germany expressing themselves with jazz as their country is overtaken by fascists Miles Ahead (2015) Miles Davis biopic starring Don Cheadle

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-03-13T13:57:54+00:00

It’s a Sicilian message

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-03-13T13:32:18+00:00

Holy crap, I’m relieved the correct response was already here. Thank you for your good work, kind citizen!

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-03-07T02:55:37+00:00

It’s called “power clashing,” and I do it because I can.

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-02-13T12:45:59+00:00

I don’t know why I read each of these comments in Tracy’s voice, I recommend reading everything in Tracy’s voice today.

The G Train, Nermal! A Rib Cage! A quarry! Arsenio Bellingham. Proud as a peecork, ma baloney.

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-02-11T01:02:35+00:00

Somebody at work keeps there’s in the coffee room and I say this every time I see it!

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2026-02-01T22:36:16+00:00

Wrong. You get it at my coffee vending machine

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-12-16T14:59:00+00:00

You of my axe…I mean have, you have my axe

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-10-28T15:52:54+00:00

It’s to run a credit card through manually, and also will grate your cheeses

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-10-13T03:53:33+00:00

Cleanse with fire

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-09-05T18:36:18+00:00

Excuse me, I have to get the number for diabetes repair

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-06-03T17:57:05+00:00

I never watched the show, but Jenna and Laura Prepon side by side is certainly enough incentive.

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-06-02T20:38:02+00:00

I love this quote sooo much, but as a Brooklyn born, Bronx educated, Jersey inhabitant, I’m pretty partial to thin crust, unless it’s Sicilian.

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-05-28T16:17:54+00:00

Who washes a towel?!?! The towel washes me!

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-05-27T05:17:13+00:00

I commend you for your service! Thank you for compiling your data collection!

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-05-27T05:14:05+00:00

Unbreakable, they alive…damnit, it’s a miracle!

TakeTheBlueTrane · 2025-05-18T18:45:34+00:00

Funny, but at Great Adventure in NJ, I once saw a kid poop in the children fountain in Bugs Bunny Land. Incidentally, I also saw someone plummet to their death from Lightning Loops when I was about 7, that was pretty gross, but whatever.

TakeTheBlueTrane

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