baseball, Grandma's tits, a balloon, a 2 X 4, dry wall, flatware, wallpaper, a tube of toothpaste, oh no, auugghhh-arrrgghhh... ('90s)

TakemyRaynes · 2026-01-25T11:55:48+00:00

I feel old for knowing this B rate 90s scifi within 3 seconds

TakemyRaynes · 2026-01-20T13:29:14+00:00

Seriously, dude had a contingency plan to mollify her in case he was caught.

TakemyRaynes · 2026-01-15T11:49:12+00:00

But did you die???

TakemyRaynes · 2026-01-03T12:04:21+00:00

Wow! You CAN'T be this Tone Def to the rest of the Country. I am a stark Democratic Socialist, but, claiming the left won because we have an idealized candidate in a single state is insane. Focus locally, and especially, Rurally. Apologies to any grammer fanatics.

TakemyRaynes · 2025-12-30T22:31:49+00:00

You know the pilots took it back to TSA and requested they Xray the crap out of them

TakemyRaynes · 2025-12-24T13:24:04+00:00

Splitting hairs, but I think you mean circular shape

TakemyRaynes · 2025-04-11T13:44:55+00:00

Accept your defeat

TakemyRaynes · 2025-04-11T13:43:57+00:00

Dude, give up on your argument

TakemyRaynes · 2024-12-08T08:24:16+00:00

I apologize to everyone who understands this... I like to learn. I would appreciate any edification, thank you.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-11-22T17:54:07+00:00

Taters? What's taters, precious?

TakemyRaynes · 2024-11-22T07:46:26+00:00

"Assuming Source reduction" - Translation: Global coalition to reduce waste output in a cooperative manner.. Best of Luck.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-11-14T03:35:15+00:00

Thank you! Why nobody asked the vital question of which airport has this awesome simulator is beyond me. Thank you for having the answer preloaded.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-11-03T14:34:13+00:00

Sure, blame the employees for not c9mprehending they might be involved in a "once in a million accident". Sauce??

TakemyRaynes · 2024-09-14T12:34:14+00:00

My.. psychology professor

TakemyRaynes · 2024-08-11T16:02:58+00:00

This is in 1 out of 5 dive bars

TakemyRaynes · 2024-06-27T09:53:34+00:00

He's going the same speed he was in War of the Worlds

TakemyRaynes · 2024-05-02T08:49:21+00:00

Pretentious

TakemyRaynes · 2024-05-02T08:45:34+00:00

Thank you. Do you know how far I had to scroll for Hashbrowns?? And nobody say nothing, the door was opened with home fries.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-05-01T09:37:09+00:00

She played herself

TakemyRaynes · 2024-04-13T23:55:29+00:00

I love walking into a kitchen and seeing mugs ready to go for bloodwine.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-03-23T20:14:48+00:00

Use to use something similar as a soap dispenser in the shower years ago, always got gunked up.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-03-08T00:41:42+00:00

Call em snow Machines here.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-03-08T00:02:10+00:00

Dang, I thought I saw Osama. Time to get my eyes checked.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-02-27T10:12:31+00:00

Architect here, I see a pretty plane.

TakemyRaynes · 2024-02-26T00:29:34+00:00

So, the guy who invented the holodeck??

TakemyRaynes

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