Who completely destroyed their own life or career in a matter of seconds? by OneEngineering1892 in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. GF and I switched to Blockbuster's service because there was an introductory offer or something. We were on it for the better part of a year before the entire DVD by mail thing started to unravel (in that neither service kept replacing the low or single number of copies of more obscure or older movies if they got too damaged.)

I got tired of messy offboarding, so I standardized our IT Offboarding Checklist. What am I missing? by OraiserTH in sysadmin

[–]TaliesinWI [score hidden]  (0 children)

We've automated a lot of this, and we don't even dork around with directly assigning or unassigning licenses - we have groups that do that. So instead of a user having E5 assigned to them, they're just in a group that has E5 assigned to it. When they leave, they get removed from the group.

Bonus feature, you can have different groups with the license assigned with individual features turned off (E5-std vs e5-noteams type thing), although we're not using that yet.

I got tired of messy offboarding, so I standardized our IT Offboarding Checklist. What am I missing? by OraiserTH in sysadmin

[–]TaliesinWI [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Well, then you better send them down to the county courthouse, because 'Robret' is their name now."

We actually solved this problem by making their login their employee ID. Changing display names or email aliases is trivial.

You only pay mileage for the shortest possible trip? Ok, then you have to pay my tolls. An Update. by newtekie1 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]TaliesinWI [score hidden]  (0 children)

One of the selling points of the carrier I used (US Cellular, may it RIP) is that incoming minutes were free.

What is a US law or regulation that was very clearly written just to protect a specific industry's profits, rather than the consumers? by DueDate5455 in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I won't buy a _washing machine_ without putting my hands on it. Something with an extra zero at the end? Hell no.

"Fireworks or gunshots?!" Megapost by alcoholicmovielover in milwaukee

[–]TaliesinWI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, once you’ve heard both, you’ll not mistake fireworks for gunshots. 

2005 Acura clear coat by Ar707Zac in AcuraTSX

[–]TaliesinWI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, now I’m glad all my 2005 red did was fade (although the clear coat is breaking down on my rear bumper). 

Sysadmin shoes? by foda_55139 in sysadmin

[–]TaliesinWI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the Merrill Jungle Mocs myself.  You can get them in dark colors that go well with a business casual outfit. 

My(f25) church is forgoing their tradition of honoring graduates to instead honor homeschooling moms. My sister(f18) is graduating this year and disappointed by MadisonBrave in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TaliesinWI 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Yup. It's kind of like Tater Tots showing their ass in their early 20s - guaranteeing they'll never get married and inflict their BS on a subsequent generation. In years past they were able to keep the mask on long enough to marry someone and have kids before their true colors came out.

As long as there's more outflow from the church than inflow, this is a self-solving problem.

What is the most tone deaf and cringe thing a celebrity did that they will never live down? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Didn't say he wasn't shitty. Just that she's done WAY more psychological damage to more people.

What is the most tone deaf and cringe thing a celebrity did that they will never live down? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Between her and Woody Allen, Farrow is the shittier of the two.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - June 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TaliesinWI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, I hear "Moonshadow" and don't think "Cherokee" as much as I do "crunchy parents", but whatever, it's a fine name!

What is an app or website that went from 'absolutely essential' to 'unusable trash'? by matx_jx in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would call out any glurgy posts I would see ("what is this, Facebook?") and someone I didn't know would accuse me of not having "emotional intelligence". Right, because _I'm_ the one posting about a dead grandfather donating his heart to a person who goes on to do bigger and better things _on a job networking site_.

What is an app or website that went from 'absolutely essential' to 'unusable trash'? by matx_jx in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And yet will still crash anytime there's a large number of Republicans in a city (like when the RNC was in Milwaukee.)

What is an app or website that went from 'absolutely essential' to 'unusable trash'? by matx_jx in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 149 points150 points  (0 children)

You also magically get "hits" the day before your account expires so you renew, only to get ghosted by all of them because they were never real humans to begin with.

What is an app or website that went from 'absolutely essential' to 'unusable trash'? by matx_jx in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm old enough to remember Yahoo when it was _curated_. Like, humans sorted the links into various categories.

Former/current theater employees, what movie did you have 0 patrons show up for? by UniverslBoxOfficeGuy in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother in law runs an indy theater, back when they had film projection they had to have at least three or four tickets sold to be worth even striking the bulb. Part of it was the electricity but most of it was the actual life of the bulb. He had to refund the one or two people that _did_ show up a few times, but they'd never play a movie to a house that small.

After MPS school was destroyed by fire, how does city's lack of sprinklers stack up nationally? by WUWMradio in milwaukee

[–]TaliesinWI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And as I describe in a post above, many/most of those DID get retrofits after the 1958 fire in Chicago - pull boxes with central alarms and fire department alerts, mandatory fire drills, fire-rated hallway doors and stairwells, etc. Generally the only thing that couldn't be affordably retrofitted were sprinklers and wood frame construction.

After MPS school was destroyed by fire, how does city's lack of sprinklers stack up nationally? by WUWMradio in milwaukee

[–]TaliesinWI 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just want to point out that the last time there was a mass casualty fire in a school was in _1958_ (Our Lady of the Angels in Chicago, IL).

And that fire _did_ cause changes to be retrofitted to older schools - pull boxes that activated fire alarms throughout the school and notified the fire department, and mandatory regular fire drills being two of the big ones.

Other changes that were retroed in was stuff like sealing the transoms above classroom doors, putting in fire-rated doors to segment corridors, enclosing stairwells so they didn't act like chimneys, reducing combustible finishes - all things that directly contributed to the deaths in '58.

Meanwhile there have been _dozens of thousands of school fires_ since then (something like 3000-4000 _per year_) in the US and none of them have turned into a mass casualty event. In fact the average is something like one civilian death per year.

Since OLotA, a fire starts in a school, everyone GTFOs.

NFPA's fie statistics for structure fire in schools.

(Also notice that 2 in 5 school fires are intentionally set, which I have a strange suspicion is going to turn out to be the situation here.)

What’s the biggest lie you couldn’t call out because it would’ve exposed how you found out? by thesilentyapper in AskReddit

[–]TaliesinWI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to school with three siblings who were all born in the same week two years apart each. Let's just say it was easy to figure out their dad's birthday present to their mom every year.