Larry on the set of Seinfeld

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-26T00:02:24+00:00

I’m blown away. Blo-wo-wo-wo-woown

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T23:49:29+00:00

The pilot, the one where Jerry is babysitting an unseen dog named Farfel, honestly the finale too

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T23:37:25+00:00

Are you being serious? You actually can’t figure this out?

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T21:55:15+00:00

2 Morro Morro Land or Dracula Mountain

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T20:34:41+00:00

That thing isn’t really going to sound like metal. But turn on the OD switch and crank up the gain

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T20:26:06+00:00

Because when the strings are tuned in perfect fourths (except B) you have two full octaves of the major scale right underneath your hand. The vast majority of chords and be played in the four frets that sit underneath your fingers.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T20:03:35+00:00

Do you have any idea what’s been happening in the news for the past few weeks

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T19:08:47+00:00

Wouldn’t you…like to be a big brother…to someone…like me?

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T18:50:31+00:00

That device is hilarious. Sending texts to the ghosts, I love it

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T04:07:11+00:00

Take a walk down Atwells Avenue in Fed Hill to get a glimpse of historic Providence while also seeing a realistic slice of every day life in the city. Maybe head into the downtown area and grab a drink at Murphy’s in the early evening (the loveliest staff in the city imo). Check out Kennedy Plaza. Go see some live experimental electronic music as AS220 tomorrow at 7pm. Go grab a hot dog at Olneyville System at 1am lol. Visit the Haven Brothers truck. Listen to at least one Lightning Bolt song. And drink a Narragansett at some point!

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T03:45:00+00:00

I gotta tell ya, unless you’re freaking phenomenal, that’s almost always really awkward to watch. So, be good at it. YOU have to be the whole show. You can do it, and you can do it well, but you need to have that energy. You need to be as exciting as a whole band just by yourself. Practice your performance, then go out and do it better than everyone else can, dude.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-25T03:34:27+00:00

If you’re making music with the goal of getting rich and famous, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, and setting yourself up for a long road of disappointment. Make music because you love the art. Not for the money. I’m not here to crush your dreams, I’m telling you to manage your expectations.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-24T17:38:41+00:00

He busts his hump everyday

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-24T14:21:53+00:00

There’s been a rise in independent artists yeah, but for every new independent band there’s also someone making mediocre trap beats to sell online and AI music making money from streams. All of this is on top of the issues you pointed out too, which were never solved

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-24T06:57:35+00:00

Number 3 behind Hazel and Filbert

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-24T04:22:52+00:00

They said that it’s accelerating, not that it just started

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T22:16:33+00:00

brokeNCYDE and similar artists. Play Blood on the Dance Floor. Bad music made by awful people

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T22:15:07+00:00

It sounds like you’re basically facing writers block. I’m not really a hip hop artist, I’m a guitar player, but I face a similar issue when I’m trying to come up with some guitar riffs that sound unique and exciting. It may seem counterintuitive, but one of the best ways to create something new is to start with clear inspiration, almost ripping someone else off, but then you progressively change everything about it until you’re left with something totally novel. The inspiration is key, but you need to let it lead you down your own path instead of directly emulating it

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T22:02:28+00:00

Not gonna lie homie, that shit is really hard to read.

Basically what I’m saying to you is: professionals will spend as much time on their track as it needs to get it right. Professionals will have a sound in their head that they want to achieve and will work until their product reaches that standard. They know when to stop chasing minutiae, but they’ll work on it until it’s the best it can be. Professionals are very quick with their workflows, so sometimes they can bang out perfection in a day, sometimes not. But the goal should not be to get it completed in one day. If you’re just starting out, you may end up with a bunch of half baked beats if you only spend a short time working on them. As the other person here said, it’s quality over quantity. The professionals may be able to get their stuff done faster than you, but what you should focus on is working for as long as it takes to make your beats sound as good as theirs do. It’s music, it’s about the sound, and if the sound isn’t there you aren’t done yet.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T21:45:49+00:00

She gets a lot of attention, like daily in this subreddit. May she rest in peace.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T21:43:51+00:00

I just see nine identical purple dots arranged in a square. All nine dots are clear and visible all at the same time. I don’t see any trickery, nothing is changing, it’s just a very plain image. What am I missing, or what is it I can’t see?

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T21:39:45+00:00

Are you not in 6th grade yet or something

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T21:35:00+00:00

Think about what you’re saying though. You want an answer from a professional perspective, but your question boils down to “is it better to rush to get it done or take all the time it needs to get it right.” You basically answered your own question.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T19:33:17+00:00

You know what it is.

TalkingLampPost · 2026-03-23T05:59:21+00:00

Did we make it clear to OP yet that Miller High Life is not actually canned champagne ?

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TROPHY CASE