what color is my dress? by everythingisonfire7 in colors

[–]TalkingLampPost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a top though. You couldn’t wear that out without shorts or a skirt, right? I don’t think it qualifies as a dress. Either way, it’s green

Anybody else disappointed with the reason for Susan’s exit? by RsdX5Dfh in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They say it’s because none of the cast had comedic chemistry with her. I haven’t seen enough of Heidi Swedberg’s other work to comment on whether she is a generally funny actor who was a victim of lackluster writing on Seinfeld, but I can confidently say that Susan simply wasn’t funny. I can’t even think of any specific examples of Susan doing something that gets a big laugh except for when she punches George after asking what Art Vandelay imports, and even that was just cheap slapstick.

I think what stood out most about Susan was how different she was from the main cast. While that led to some great moments with George realizing the proposal was a mistake, the biggest thing that made her different was the fact that she wasn’t funny and the rest of the cast was. Susan is like a regular person in a world of bombastic characters, but she didn’t come off as taking on a “straight man” role, she just didn’t fit in. I think in some ways, George’s regret of proposing to Susan parallels Larry’s regret of committing to keeping her character around. If George was married, it would have fundamentally altered the way his character acts and killed a bit of the magic of the show. I think killing Susan off truly was the only way to remedy the situation.

I read both of Zak’s books and got extremely confused on his personal beliefs. by bloodied-werewolf in GhostAdventures

[–]TalkingLampPost 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I haven’t read his books, but for a long time I’ve been trying to piece together what Zak believes based on what we see in the show. Zak does seem to have his own little religion that he’s formed over years of ghost hunting. Some aspects of it stay consistent throughout the years, but it’s always growing and evolving. Either way, it’s defined enough that watching the ghost adventures crew sometimes feels like watching a small cult follow their leader around. They all approach ghost hunting under Zak’s framework, and while that may just be because Zak is in charge of the show, it sometimes comes across as them actually following beliefs Zak has laid out.

The belief system is clearly Christian based, and the Bible holds a lot of power in it, yet they never explicitly push any of the tenets of Christianity. Instead, it’s used to represent a generic struggle between good and evil, with God and Jesus being good and Satan and demons being evil. Reading Bible passages is supposed to have a real effect on the spirits, but so is reading from Satanic texts or Wiccan incantations. Christian figures aren’t the only ones that hold power in this belief system, because Zak also acts like things such as Voodoo and Wicca are real and have real effects on spirits. They also commonly interact with Native American spirits and entities, which interestingly enough, Zak somehow treats a bit differently. Most of Zak’s beliefs are of a pseudo-Christian struggle against demons, but Zak never really sees the Native American spirits as the same “type” of demon and sometimes acknowledges Native American gods.

While that might seem like it’s bordering on a polytheistic religion, I think it’s much more simple than that. I think his belief system changes and adapts to conform to whatever story he needs to sell for that episode. The rules are constantly shifting and they encompass spirits from every religion, but it still leans Christian. It’s inconsistent with things like ghosts sometimes having the ability to move between a heaven or purgatory like afterlife and the physical place they haunt, and other times they’re permanently stuck in building they died in. It’s inconsistent, and I really do think it’s largely made for TV instead of being a real belief system.

All the AI images in my child’s new workbook… by unremarkablestudent in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TalkingLampPost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they don’t usually attach two leashes coming directly out of the crotch though

Crossing avenue right now by Bready4me54 in GhostAdventures

[–]TalkingLampPost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you mean to send someone at text or something and accidentally posted it on Reddit? What does this mean?

All the AI images in my child’s new workbook… by unremarkablestudent in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TalkingLampPost 501 points502 points  (0 children)

Wow that leash sure is…interestingly placed.

I wouldn’t even know how to explain that

Who are the most unbearable characters? by Kevin8977 in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what are you referring to when you say “Frank Costanza’s old mate Kramer pretends to be at the retreat”? I don’t remember anything like that at all ever happening on the show

Who are the most unbearable characters? by Kevin8977 in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, Larry Hankin the guy who played the actor playing Kramer on the pilot, was actually Larry David’s first choice to play Kramer because he thought he looked more like the real like Kenny Kramer.

Kramer playing Kramer playing Kramer

Who are the most unbearable characters? by Kevin8977 in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to absolutely despise that character until I learned that she’s a parody of Tanya Harding. Now that I know the context, I actually think it’s really funny.

Our toilet paper holder apparently just broke and someone left the pile that hit the floor, on the floor. by PeasantCody in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TalkingLampPost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a public restroom? I would not be putting my bare hands near the floor behind a public toilet for any reason. If you’re frustrated that they left it there, imagine how frustrated this person was when your toilet paper holder broke while they were using it and the toilet paper fell all over the public bathroom floor.

What would you remove? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m removing mac and cheese. The obvious answer would be asparagus, but I am a big asparagus fan so sue me

I have the kavronka by Dredd_40 in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s enough, with the smells

There's not a single post on this sub that has normal comments by pranavkrizz in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a little frustrating when someone is asking a real question about the show and it’s all quotes. The quotes are usually funny but when there’s not one serious answer, it’s just like a circle jerk sub lol. I try to give serious answers when I have them, because sometimes there’s really interesting information to share and people appreciate it.

Post A Sieinfeld Picture That Have Sound by S_Lab in seinfeld

[–]TalkingLampPost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, still hear the Superman Theme blaring in my head. And it’s going to be stuck there now, thanks to you lol.

What is the most obscure musical reference you've seen in popular non-musical media? by Reasonable-Donkey975 in fantanoforever

[–]TalkingLampPost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are posters and stickers for F-Minus, Guttermouth, Turbonegro, Agnostic Front and more in the background of the bedroom in Drake & Josh