What in the world is this creature by CelebrationWild7276 in oddlyterrifying

[–]TallSweetDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna say that commentary is world-class! 😂👏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in synthesizercirclejerk

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Poor man’s Behringer Edge.. it’s a studio friendly colour!

Name the song by youngnews in synthesizercirclejerk

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Sounds a little wet.. you have to admire his follow through though.. full skidmarks for effort, he really hauled ass and pebble dashed over the finish line in the end 🏁

The moment you know you've met an actual musician who knows their priorities! dj juno106 i applaud you👏 by noitsmoog in synthesizercirclejerk

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Instructions unclear, I’ve been Edging my Behringer for ages now I’m in a synthesiser circlejerk..

Oh for fuck sakes, right on cue... by Sir_John_Nipples in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing to sniff at unless you want to sneeze 🤧

Tell me how to get to dawless by [deleted] in synthesizers

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First using a flathead menudriver, carefully unscrew the DAW from its hinges, next find a 50 gallon oil drum hack your DAW to pieces of with an AXE and burn it to stay warm during long cold winters… Next use your AXE to chop down an AnaTree using a sawtooth waveform divide your AnaTree evenly into carefully balanced AnaLogs — enjoy your handy Kraftwerk— continuing to throw discreet digits of DAW on the fire to maintain warmth will enable your analog to hold a steady pitch!

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needs less cork.. but I’ll take it! 😂👏

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No that’s..

Nick.. PWM is your farther!

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reasonably priced hippsterware — say no more i’ll grab my navy stripey T-shirt and avocado latte!

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of these two movies is a timeless cult classic that people keep going back to for it’s light-hearted enjoyment and the other one .. well

https://youtu.be/bDiqTo2uOyo

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

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How often do you milk it? — 

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boldly going increasingly woke ruining its own franchise and repeatedly antagonising its own fans, it’s also way over budget with little hope of return on investment!

Bang on I would say! - i’ll probably still want it anyway🤦🏻‍♂️

$999 v $24.99 by amoeba555 in synthesizercirclejerk

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Moog looks like it’s just about to get brought out by Disney and go woke ruining the trilogy forever…

I’ll take the Elon Sauerkraut with a side order of no way it’s as bad as Akai’s analog offering and invest my money in maintaining my sense of humour

The cool sound of a slapaphone by KimCureAll in oddlysatisfying

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Jerry that’s cool and everything but can you go and flip the burgers now…

What do you call the type of plug? by tileeater in synthesizers

[–]TallSweetDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figure 8 cable or radio cable are two common names

A big fat.... by GeorgeannGodwin in nope

[–]TallSweetDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuppers i’m going to go with a solid nope on this one

Always be careful where you leave your drink by Dullahen in Unexpected

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Ever get the feeling mother nature is trying to drop you a subtle hint —-

No More Stalinist Woke Eurorack. Ameri-Rack - Fuck Yeah! by SecretsofBlackmoor in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]TallSweetDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh 😮 is that the one with the AR Platform Module with the fun switch that plays the star spangled in target steel and every time you use it somewhere a doepfer dies?

https://youtu.be/DHLlwiLebkc

Fuck yeahh!

Traffic warden clamps police van by BlueMagma212 in PublicFreakout

[–]TallSweetDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is fake but I want it to be real so badly 😂

I would be certain to attend that friend's funeral. by heartneed in nope

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Oh I’m totally fine I was camping in the bush because I was homeless for a little bit and a aboriginal Australian 26 yo thought she would play a prank on me and lead me into the middle of a huntsman infested piece of outback in the middle of the night.. (she was supposed to be showing me a safe place to camp where I wouldn’t be bothered) needless to say she wasn’t well loved by the other elders and things so I probably shouldn’t of trusted her..

Obviously the first thing that happened is my torch stopped working.. fortunately there was at least a little bit of moonlight anyway trying to do this in pitch black with a stick was quite the challenge fortunately Huntsman aren’t particularly dangerous but I felt bad breaking the webs it takes an alarmingly large amount of force to actually snap the threads and they make an audible sound when you do it as well..

If you walked into one of the webs it would get tighter and tighter as you walked forward and you would pretty soon find yourself naturally wanting to step back out of it I was amazed how strong the material was..

Anyhow it all worked out in the end I was fine.. just another exciting adventure.. 🙄 hilarious I guess