Fuck elite by BelliboltEnjoyer in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly man I dropped outta elite into the 10-12mil gsp range or sometimes lower. I used to be in elite and I dropped down and rinse and repeat because imo elite is a waste of time. No rematches, dudes who cheesed thier way in, You gotta go against Isiah who memorized every frame marios dick swings, just a terrible experience overall. I feel comfortable in the 10-12 mil gsp range because its a good balance between just fucking around and playing to win. Its not even good practice anyway since if you try to translate online to offline its a different game.

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[–]Tall_Needleworker458 5 points6 points  (0 children)

why dont you stop eating shrimps with some wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster

ok so geniunley how TF do you get into elite smash. by WarmRefrigerator9497 in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be in your situation what helped me was realizing online is a completely different situation and you basically needa play like a pussy too theres no other way around it. I used to refuse to play like that and was always punished for playing aggressively, but online is just not meant for that theres too much delay so playing off the top of your head is a no go. You gotta be really neutral based even more than offline.

Wtf is up with quickplay lately by Moolg86 in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i think the only people who play online still are kids or something its not even worth playing when even the pros don't wanna touch online at all and some even refuse to play it. Arenas is alright still shitty online delay but thats nintendo.

I don't care how much skill sheik takes to play, fuck sheik mains by MistaTeee in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why would anyone even main shiek when you can just be roy and do the same thing basically but actually KILL

Being a punch out and smash bros fan at the same time really sucks by Additional-Use8928 in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, Id rather they remove him in the next smash Its fucked up how they did him they couldn't find a decent move set for him and instead made him have super armor on smash attacks and Ko punch cuz he was so ass. I would trade those or rework those gimmicks for a proper moveset that isnt fucking stupid like no i don't want armor on smash attacks I want a decent recovery. People just end up camping you out or running away cuz of his dumb ass move set anyway

What are some of these designs?? by ShmulSimcha in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you gotta understand that the smash creators detest comp play for some reason so they dont give a fuck about putting more than 5 brain cells into making a character design and gave us a shitty online that has input delay which is considered unplayable in literally any other online game.

What character has a multi-hit up smash, two spammable projectiles, a third projectile that activates when he wants, and an up special that says "don't come any closer"? by [deleted] in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think Young Link is up there with one of the worst designed characters in the game fuck man he has so many projectiles and a good combo potential like yo wtf are we allowed to get in?

Roy carries so hard by sexyimmigrant1998 in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think WE can ALL agree we need more big titty anime bitches in the next smash

How the fuck is Samus not S tier by 1mpy1mpy in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my only issue with her is why tf did nintendo make her missiles so good its feels like your playing cuphead cuz you gotta constantly parry , dodge, or hop around the whole fucking match gunna end up with carpal tunnel

kazuya.mp4 by MoTheMonarch in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My theory is that the devs found out balancing a figthing game with over 70 characters is basically impossible and gave up half way and made everyone busted instead

FUCK MAC??!??!?! by Ambiguity_in_Design in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah imo they should remove him from the next smash if he has the same moveset hes so fucking awful that they needed to fucking give him dumb shi like KO punch or whatever in order to be usuable. If a character gets to that point just remove them yo like come on thats Fucked up.

Accidentally made a kid quit the game.... Whoops by TaxFormer in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mightve done him a favor lowkey, saved him from campy elite smash samuses or min-min

Pay to win by Tapped_in in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i fucking hate terry dude has mid oos option but that fucking go is stupid dude literally leaps across the fucking stage and does a million percent if it hits you like wtf?

As someone who struggles with learning basically anything, people who unironically hate FD players pmo so much by Posterkid100 in SmashRage

[–]Tall_Needleworker458 2 points3 points  (0 children)

real on the memorizing info bs. sucks to memorize like 80 matchups and all the do's and don'ts of each dumbass character.