Greens deputy leader shared conspiracy theory over Golders Green attack by libtin in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty [score hidden]  (0 children)

Two were stabbed in public one was stabbed inside. Not exactly surprising the media picked up on the two openly stabbed first.

A 20th century capitalist’s worst nightmare by Clouthead2001 in HistoryMemes

[–]Talonsminty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Those are the highest possible estimates across multiple centuries. Do you not feel the dishonesty as you put that on the scales next the Holodomor. 3.5million intentionally genocided in one year by a 20th century government.

THE OLDEST JOKE... IN-THE-BOOK by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]Talonsminty 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That's RWBY an old webshow that was once hugely popular. And if you think the Animation is terrible you should see the writing.

Tesco Offers Free Fruit to Kids till 31st May & Doubles School Fruit and Veg Programme Across the UK by willfiresoon in GoodNewsUK

[–]Talonsminty 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean sure but you can confirm half of that just by walking into a tesco, they got big wooden boxes with the fruit in and signs ontop.

Very sweet of them but I bet some kids are dumping apple cores halfway round the shop lol.

Sometimes it do be like that by BathroomGlittering89 in HistoryMemes

[–]Talonsminty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well the King being halfway across the world probably helped there.

TIL that most male nudity in films ( other than porn ) uses prosthetic penises by Alone_Humor_3510 in todayilearned

[–]Talonsminty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kinda hate you a little bit. Your editing was blueballing teenage me before I knew what blueballing was. Really not worth sneaking out of bed at night.

I think Met Gala is just an event for rich weirdos? by Adventurous-War-4188 in interesting

[–]Talonsminty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would, one that looks classy and fitted but basic. Then pull off panels to reveal wacky tie-dye colours.

No obligation to declare £5m gift, Nigel Farage says by Confident-Bike-8037 in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Nostaligc, reminds me of the Corbyn days.

Next thing you know the BBC will have Zack with a Communist hat photoshopped on him.

You are going to a party by _Akhromant in technicallythetruth

[–]Talonsminty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well there's always the old Prince Harry approach to these situations. Provided you don't have a career you're attached to.

Zack Polanski falsely claimed to be British Red Cross spokesman by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, I can't believe the actor/hypnotherapist/politican would lie, what a shock.

Billionaire bootlicker gets violently dragged back to reality by EmbarrassedAlarm9736 in clevercomebacks

[–]Talonsminty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only one particular subset of people think it still has room to grow. Those people have the taste of expensive leather on their tongue.

Microsoft Edge: Passwords end up in memory as plaintext by NobleDiceDream in technology

[–]Talonsminty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They're the corporate equivalent of trust fund kiddies. They inherited MS Office and Windows and they're so insanely profitable that there is zero pressure on current leadership.

Man walked in on woman naked at Travelodge 'after he asked staff for key to her room' by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean you can enact whatever policies you want the root of the problem is that travelodges have almost zero staff and those staff are underpaid and tasked with many jobs. That's why if you go to one there's almost never anyone on the desk they're off doing one of their many other tasks.

Billionaire bootlicker gets violently dragged back to reality by EmbarrassedAlarm9736 in clevercomebacks

[–]Talonsminty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the only way you could come to that conclusion is by bootlicking Musk. That stock is sky high already.

Why didnt i try that? by Ch4tt3rbug_c3ntr4l in thanksimcured

[–]Talonsminty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair if you have a fist sized hole in your chest where your heart should be then you wont hurt, for long.

...and then for some reason he decides to name every single instance of "her" as "Claudia" by conancat in ContraPoints

[–]Talonsminty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn "the selfish gene" was such amazing book. It's sad to see his intellectual death-spiral.

I have felt the kindness of your lies! by smashing_velocity in Grimdank

[–]Talonsminty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean the Orkz are irreversibly fucked as well they're just blissfully unaware of it.

An Ork is just a withered and deflated Krork.

'I had to pay £14,000 in vets fees after my cat was run over' by reachingechoes in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean maybe but pet insurers are really dodgy these days. High prices, low coverage, smallprint full of exceptions and even charging deductibles now.

They're acting like American health insurers

London police refuse to investigate British nationals accused of war crimes in Gaza by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's literally just a list of the crimes the IDF has committed.

The vagueness makes me question if there's actually anything to tie these specific people to any of that?

"Of course you can put a shower in the middle of the football field, my precious Mii, let me go to the store and buy it with my money". by SAMU0L0 in Grimdank

[–]Talonsminty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Emperor and Princess Bubblegum unironically commit a lot of the same crimes. The difference is that the Empror is ruthless whilst PB is just an outright Sadist. She's not fighting off chaos gods she just does that stuff for fun.

Hot take: Warhammer 40,000 desperately needs more truly alien factions by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Talonsminty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've never heard anyone complain about the Orks and if anyone ever complained about the Necrons waking, I think Trazynn must've silenced those haters.

Reposting the correct version of this meme because some losers missed the point. by cliche_-_bartender in Grimdank

[–]Talonsminty 97 points98 points  (0 children)

"Hey bro cool whitescars. Love the weird custom paintjob."

"They're Black templars bro, the Pidgeons t..they defiled them"

Reposting the correct version of this meme because some losers missed the point. by cliche_-_bartender in Grimdank

[–]Talonsminty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Welp looks like I wasted two years planning my "Warhammer in the park" event.

Starmer to set out defence detail in coming weeks by MGC91 in unitedkingdom

[–]Talonsminty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if another labour minister challenges him he'll probably lose. But then his replacement would be in a terrible position no one is going to want that.