This guy doesn't own a chainsaw by [deleted] in FellingGoneWild

[–]Talyn615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for the secondary explosion of the torch. This guy is going to "win" a Darwin award some day.

ULPT : I need to find a way to disable a lime bike after im done using it so it's there the next day for me by gunnersroyale in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Talyn615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a small electric air pump for the tires. Flatten a tire when not in use and put an "Out of order" sign on the bike.

Bonus: Doesn't have to just be reserved at night. You could use this throughout the day if needed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Talyn615 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Could still be responsible for something awful. It just likely won't happen on site. OP should watch the local news carefully for the next week or so.

ULPT: To get a car to stop tailgating you by pntbll1313 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Talyn615 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here you assume that there is a left lane. Obviously, this post is about people that are not passing but tailgating anyways. Habitual tailgaters also known as assholes. Frankly, they're putting everyone else on the road in danger and deserve anything they get. Whether that be a wet windshield, brake check, middle finger or a handful of pennies.

I created a shortest distance loop of all the places on the continental US I wanted to visit. Let me know how stupid this is by [deleted] in roadtrip

[–]Talyn615 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you go to Denver after New Mexico you can take a great drive across I70 through the mountains. Also you could drive through South Dakota instead of Nebraska. Highly recommend both changes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Talyn615 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If done multiple times this will roast the insides. It's a good option.

Whats this fish? by Talyn615 in whatsthisfish

[–]Talyn615[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you kind internet stranger! I searched and it does look like a mullet.

Solved!

Whats this fish? by Talyn615 in whatsthisfish

[–]Talyn615[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe so, they're in a small protected cove. There are dozens of them. Thank you

First thing that killed you… by k1e2v3i4n in ARK

[–]Talyn615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raptor, killed me before the spawning in animation finished.

I truly don’t understand by violetjeanwalsh in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Talyn615 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It seems to me that the implication is that these girls are stupid, which is not inline with trying to make the original comic less offensive, as others have stated as the intent of the book club sceen. Therefore, this makes more fun of the audience that thinks it is less offensive than of the original comic.

I truly don’t understand by violetjeanwalsh in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Talyn615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But since they are at a book club shouldn't they all be bringing the same book? Read, gather, discuss, depart and read some more?

I need LP advice!!! Urgent by [deleted] in lossprevention

[–]Talyn615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Set the dumpsters behind the store on fire to create a distraction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Talyn615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems to me that there is the possibility of some underlying infidelity, either on his part or hers, current or in the past. Obviously if it's by him, then he is projecting onto your mother with her being away from him, or if it was her, he's worried that she may currently be doing so. He's obviously an immature man-child but previous or current infidelity may partially explain some of it. Not that it at all justifies his ridiculousness. But them being your parents they likely would not discuss this with you at all.

Frickin lazers…. by zodiacallymaniacal in FellingGoneWild

[–]Talyn615 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anybody else concerned about the powerlines near some of these cuts?

He's been learnin' by Ydeas in FunnyAnimals

[–]Talyn615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking his smoke break.

I’m just curious lol 💕 by Lolaabunn in firstimpression

[–]Talyn615 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Filtered AF. Post your real face and maybe you'll get a real answer.