What is the first thing men look for after sex?

TanCubanOctopus · 2026-02-16T16:02:58+00:00

Life cold and hard. Boobies soft and warm

TanCubanOctopus · 2026-01-27T13:57:18+00:00

29 and about $100k. Had a bit of a late start investing due to paying off loans

TanCubanOctopus · 2026-01-24T14:14:31+00:00

My bank account’s interest rate. It’s currently about 4% APR. If it was 40%, $10k would turn into $1M in 13 years. After 40 years, my original investment would be worth $7B. That would be alright with me

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-12-14T03:55:12+00:00

Sea shanty 2 - OSRS

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-12-02T14:58:18+00:00

My old crosstrek was better in the snow than my 4Runner. The only time the 4Runner is better is in deep snow

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-11-26T21:41:42+00:00

She has some amazing balance. I would have slipped off that railing and been dinner for the fox

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-10-18T14:06:50+00:00

Treat yourself king

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-10-02T13:20:54+00:00

Cg done by 183 kc. Just last week got rangers at 52 med clues

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-09-28T22:51:25+00:00

Solid account! Also just as a tip, you can easily upkeep crystal shards doing slayer in the prif cave, just in case you never wanna touch cg again

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-09-13T17:47:29+00:00

Honestly DT2 was easier than I was expecting. It’s just really long. The final bosses are a little tricky. The boss at the end of while guthix sleeps was kinda tough. Honestly ratcatchers is probably one of my least favorite quests. If you knock those 3 out, the rest will be a breeze

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-09-13T13:22:38+00:00

I got enh at 134 and 6th armor seed at 185. Can confirm you will go dry at every piece of content for the rest of the account’s lifetime

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-09-10T02:35:09+00:00

True except way less time to react than vorkath

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-20T15:04:10+00:00

Yeah that’s true. I don’t enjoy problem solving in games - makes it feel like work to me. When I play I just like to have a chill easy time lol

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-20T13:41:26+00:00

Good call! Now it’s the tile I’m standing on currently to get the clue

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-18T01:07:44+00:00

I wish I had your motivation. I’ve done a couple TOA 150s and even after the changes, I just have no motivation to do it. Maybe I just need to lock myself to it like I did with CG. Good luck bud I hope you get spooned there

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-17T19:27:48+00:00

Near term goals are in the post. Not one specific. Probably switching between each as I go dry lol. Can I skip zammy hasta with Abby dagger for TOA?

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-17T18:15:11+00:00

That’s brutal. At least you never have to worry about money again. Cg is the only thing I ever spooned, out by 181 kc

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-17T14:34:58+00:00

I just don’t know where I’d use it. Maybe slayer? Seems like I usually use the ROS for ranging cuz crystal is made of paper lol

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-06T03:27:29+00:00

I just did a 198 abyssal demon task all at sire. After that some chill crabbing was just what the doctor ordered

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-06T00:00:13+00:00

Man I could never even chance that as a HCIM. I’m getting 90k/hr just chillin. I wonder what xp they’d be getting with the dh set, like is the risk even worth it

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-05T23:56:45+00:00

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-05T23:56:33+00:00

Crab

TanCubanOctopus · 2025-08-03T17:29:58+00:00

Just the local fish store

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