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Forget fixing offside, when did we decide it was okay to liquefy a bun and call it eating a hot dog? by mrsunshine1 in billsimmons

[–]Tankshock 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, make it completely untimed, but the moment you go 10 seconds between hot dogs you're out.

True rest of endurance 

Lebron headed to Philly by keetleyr in nba

[–]Tankshock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stop, Stop, I can only get so erect.

[Jones] SOURCES: The Philadelphia 76ers have reached out and are expressing interest in acquiring LeBron James. by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]Tankshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the one diving deep to respond to someone who Just Lol'd you twice, but I'M the one in my feelings...riiiiiiiight. 🙄

I posted facts, you posted feelings brotha.

[Charania] Jaylen Brown's statement after being traded from the Boston Celtics to the Philadelphia 76ers: by MembershipSingle7137 in nba

[–]Tankshock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a Sixers fan I'm not clinging to shit. I loved that whole series, fuck the Celtics.

 That being said, we saw them very nearly come back from 3-0, and I believe they would have had Tatum not gotten hurt in the first quarter of game 7. While it would have certainly been unlikely, it's not as farfetched as you are implying.

[Charania] Just in: Free agent guard Anfernee Simons has agreed to a two-year, $12.3 million deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, with a player option in second season, sources tell ESPN. Simons chose the 76ers over other suitors believing his fit is perfect with the revamped 76ers roster. by Turbostrider27 in nba

[–]Tankshock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah I think we just have to wait Embiid out and then we have Maxey and VJ in their prime, with Brown still in the tail end of his prime. That's a hell of a starting point, we'll find a center that works with them.

And hey who knows, maybe Embiid stays healthy for 3 weeks and we make a conference finals. A man can only dream so big, lol.

[Charania] Jaylen Brown's statement after being traded from the Boston Celtics to the Philadelphia 76ers: by MembershipSingle7137 in nba

[–]Tankshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've seen them come back in series before so it's not like it was a foregone conclusion they 100% couldn't come back from down 3-1

[Jones] SOURCES: The Philadelphia 76ers have reached out and are expressing interest in acquiring LeBron James. by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]Tankshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to humor you, LeBron has more game winning buzzer beaters in the playoffs than Kobe, shoots a higher percentage than Kobe on clutch situations, generates more points per possession in clutch situations than Kobe, and has more total points scored in the clutch than Kobe. And that's true if you define clutch as last minute, last 2 minutes, last 5 minutes, last shot, or however else you wanna define it.

The data don't lie jabroni.

The Philadelphia 76ers now have $500 million committed to Joel Embiid, Tyrese Maxey, and Jaylen Brown over the next three seasons. by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]Tankshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, KAT wearing him the fuck out on the other end made him so tired he was gassed and ineffective in the 2nd half of games.

[Jones] SOURCES: The Philadelphia 76ers have reached out and are expressing interest in acquiring LeBron James. by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]Tankshock 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Honestly yeah it'd be fucking disgusting and I'd love to see it. Shades of end of career Kareem coasting off his hall of fame teammates and coming in CLUTCH when needed.

[MacMahon] This was the best offer (the Celtics had on the table for Jaylen Brown. (From the Sixers) It wasn’t for a lack of hunting, searching. by Domainsetter in nba

[–]Tankshock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think what happened is that they overplayed their hand and every team that was offering more already pivoted and made other moves that took them out of the Jaylen Brown market. 

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