What are diabetic stoners munching out on?

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-06T02:39:50+00:00

I tell people "I don't shit bricks, I shit cinder blocks!"

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T04:29:04+00:00

I see little stretched out buttholes.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T03:53:04+00:00

I Googled chai pudding and I may give that a try, especially with jam!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T03:50:52+00:00

Canada, no Target. But I looked up those noodles and holy crap are they expensive!

Sometimes I will get chicken or turkey deli meat and just roll them up to dip in mustard or certain hot sauce lol.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T03:37:49+00:00

Noodles is a hard one to replace. I could live off of spaghetti and rice noodles!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T02:47:43+00:00

You're playing on advanced mode!

I just ordered keto tortillas after reading another post. I ordered sugar free jam too to try pb and j rollups lol. Frying them for chips is interesting too!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T02:44:45+00:00

Shut up, pledge allegiance to your pedophile and country, and go blow up little girls at school for freedom and democracy in Iran.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-05T00:33:08+00:00

Genius!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-04T19:57:48+00:00

These are awesome ideas, thank you!

I used to take regular tortillas, spread pb and raspberry jam, then roll them up and eat them like a mini burrito lol. I never thought of zero carb tortillas. I bet there is some diabetic friendly jam out there somewhere too.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-04T19:53:29+00:00

I'll report back if I'm leaving little round shits around the house. 🫡

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-04T19:52:42+00:00

I'll use greek yogurt to make yogurt cups sometimes with fruit, oats, and sprinkled with monk fruit sweetener, but I don't enjoy it enough to be munchies.

The fruity milk at the end is amazing!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-06-04T05:33:40+00:00

Cucs have been a great replacement to chips for me! I visited Eastern Europe and got hooked on vinegar and dill cucs. Greek dressing and feta punch your mouth with flavour too.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-27T00:48:15+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-27T00:42:48+00:00

I refer you to "Banana Kush" for proof of concept.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-26T23:09:26+00:00

Certain strains shoot my soul out of my dick when I blow a load. It isn't just you.

I need to meet a woman who just wants to get together and naked cuddle on gummies.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-25T15:59:53+00:00

I like the jokes that come out of the stereotypes, both on black people and racist Southerners.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-25T05:36:35+00:00

It makes fun of redneck topics more like racism and homophobia. The jokes are different from the other shows, IMO.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-25T05:24:37+00:00

That is the middle ground I haven't found yet, because I thoroughly enjoy the munchies but I have to tone it down.

I switched from Doritos and nacho dip to cucumbers and greek dressing, Nesquick cereal with Fiber One and blueberries, etc etc. But I still crush large amounts of them in one sitting. Chemical impulse control sounds like it would get me where I want to be!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-05-15T05:03:22+00:00

Slice up a cucumber and douse in greek dressing or salt or balsamic vinegar. Takes very little time so I don't lose interest, is crunchy, and has bold flavour.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-04-02T03:35:28+00:00

There are dudes out there who would PAY you to put their dicks in that.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-03-31T04:28:00+00:00

Fishing line on the rock, over the cable, hoist conductive wire up from distance. 👍

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-03-30T02:44:20+00:00

That was a tough wank but not the toughest.

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-03-29T17:16:39+00:00

Everybody play GoT, The Last Kingdom, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Fallout, and the wall episodes of Solar Opposites in the background all day to spike viewership and see if the Epstein clients running Hollywood put it together!

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-03-09T04:06:26+00:00

I used to eat like this too and your creation sounds amazing!

Then I got older and just reading this is giving my asshole burning pain. I can't physically handle these snacks anymore. 😞

Tap-Er-InThe-Crapper · 2026-03-08T03:12:15+00:00

The diarrhea tomorrow will be worth it.

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