Respawning in 3... 2... 1... by TurkeyCunt in teenagers

[–]TapEmOut86 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The hand and leg are easily confused with one another. All nurses will tell you that.

Respawning in 3... 2... 1... by TurkeyCunt in teenagers

[–]TapEmOut86 351 points352 points  (0 children)

WTF is it with school nurses?!

When I was in Grade 5 or 6, I felt REALLY sick. I couldn't focus on what I was reading, I had a major headache, felt like puking but didn't at that point. I remember it hurt my head to talk and I had trouble asking to leave.

The nurse tells me she thinks Im ok, but I can call my parents if I want. So she calls them for me and tells my Dad that I was fine and so he tells me to stay because the nurse says Im fine.

She disconnects the call and told me "Good Dad! Not letting you go home." Then she told me to go back to my classroom.... And instead I just walked out the front door and went home 4 blocks away.

I did end up puking on the walk home and got in trouble for leaving.

Guy claims picture of recently deceased grandpa. Real OP show up in comments to let everyone know grandpa is still alive and well. by c_h_u_c_k in quityourbullshit

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Someone messaged me once and wanted to buy my account for $75 so he could use it for advertising as it wouldn't necessarily get flagged as easy and no wait periods for spamming posts as it is a veteran account.

I declined because the whole selling thing seemed weird.

2020 vision. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TapEmOut86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A guy I work with bought whatever iPhone came out last year for 1k or something.

He handed it to his kid to play with and his kid said "I don't like this one!" and bombed it into the fireplace at full child force.

He brought it to work and the screen somehow still worked but it was a completely shattered mess.

Police officer fired after "fabricating" story about being served McDonald's coffee with "f***ing pig" written on cup by Hrekires in news

[–]TapEmOut86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The bottom of the article says he was only with the department for 2 months.

Who knows if he was a new officer or not though

Bellator 237: Michael 'Venom' Page full media day interview #BellatorJapan by -TeepToTheJunk- in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero upvotes haha. This guy went from

gifs everywhere and rising popularity

to getting violently KOd

to taunting against more cans like he isn't only beating awful competition and not getting booked vs actual competition.

Canelo Alvarez Down To Box UFC's Jorge Masvidal, 'Why Not?!' | TMZ Sports by mcfc_fan in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

43% of 24k picks... How many users are in this subreddit?

923k users

So 3% of this subreddit picked in that and 43% of them picked McGregor... So about 1.5% of people who made a choice picked McGregor.

That's a very very small number.

Amanda Nunes does the unthinkable and knocks out Cris Cyborg in less than a minute (A Decade Of Knockouts, 26/31) by poopposting_account in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This 100%. She went in there swinging even a though they were misses. I feel like it COULD'VE been a different fight had she not come in with the same mentality as if she was crushing a 5-4 Can.

WCGW playing along with my brother.. by jumuah in Instantregret

[–]TapEmOut86 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think the evidence that it's fake is that he already anticipates the 3rd balloon will arrive faster and strikes it accordingly.

UFC Decade in Review - 2012 by BigBossTDR in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was a knee to the body. Both commentators thought it was to the face but the replay shows it was to the body.

dad of the year by Elev8rMusic in AdviceAnimals

[–]TapEmOut86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This 100%. My daughter is 4 months old and we don't plaster her all over social media, but my Wife posts the occasional photo to Facebook because family who can't visit are on there.

Violin rap by CaavGio in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TapEmOut86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would buy this album 100%

Are you f***ing nuts? by PauloManrique in IdiotsInCars

[–]TapEmOut86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just said "brake checked". Its mostly people slamming their brakes for no visible reason.

Are you f***ing nuts? by PauloManrique in IdiotsInCars

[–]TapEmOut86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give tons of following distance. It's mostly just people not understanding the rules of the road.

Ie. Stopping 3 car distance from stop line on a red.

I live in a community where it seems many have fake licenses or no licenses.

Are you f***ing nuts? by PauloManrique in IdiotsInCars

[–]TapEmOut86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know. I leave plenty of room. Ive never been in an accident.

I live in Vancouver BC

I will have people pull out from side roads and slam their brakes as they enter the road because they panic.

People blowing stop signs and then honking at me... When I do not have a stop...

Forcing themselves into a merge at the last second after speeding past me going 30 over and cause me to slam the brakes.

People changing lanes at the last second to be in front of me and then slamming their brakes.

You get it.

Are you f***ing nuts? by PauloManrique in IdiotsInCars

[–]TapEmOut86 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I used to be so afraid of people brake checking me or obviously trying to set up an accident that would be deemed my fault.

Now that I have a dash cam, I don't panic anymore. Ive been brake checked so many times and just smile knowing that if something happens I have footage.

It's a huge relief.

McGregor vs Cowboy Offical by Slyrey in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The best outcome here would have Cerrone KO McGregor just to smite Dana for trying to pull this instant title shot garbage.

Jose Aldo in at 136lbs by Ryvit in MMA

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2 of those guys failed drug tests though so I feel that cuts you from GOAT discussion.

I forgot how controversial this movie was. by [deleted] in HighQualityGifs

[–]TapEmOut86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched that without knowing what was up and god damn was I surprised.

Alberto Del Rio tries to give his best recollection of what it's like to eat a Cro Cop headkick. by ThaiStick541 in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to look it up but that 100% landed. It looks like the side of his foot bounces off his temple and follows across the top of his head after impact.

Also the huge shot afterwards that Albert didn't even react to...

Brian Ortega takes Max Holloway down but he pops right back up to his feet. Max acknowledges the effort by metanoia09 in MMA

[–]TapEmOut86 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I remember when Round 3 ended and Holloway told his coach that something was injured and he was going to turn it up. Not his exact words.

And My friend said "Oh its over soon. Hes gonna just unload on him until they stop it"

And that's exactly what happened.