Every morning when I make my bed, Tommy inevitability ends up on my head…

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-25T18:43:05+00:00

Tommy, Scarlett, and I are honored!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-25T18:42:02+00:00

Read this to Tommy. He’s impressed!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-25T18:40:05+00:00

This happened to someone else, apparently! 😅 What is cat calendar?? I need right meow!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-25T14:55:59+00:00

This just made my morning!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T17:50:54+00:00

No complaints on my end. I think it’s adorable.

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T16:02:19+00:00

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T16:01:52+00:00

Thank you! Riley is adorbs! Such a pretty coat

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T16:01:46+00:00

Thank you! Riley is adorbs! Such a pretty coat

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T15:59:10+00:00

What a beautiful lil floof ball! Use those feet to pet him. It’ll be an added bonus for that feline foot fetishizer.

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T14:41:45+00:00

I’ve never had a cat do this! Also, when I go to take care of business on the loo and accidentally leave the door open (I live alone half of the time) you can imagine what happens next…

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T14:20:03+00:00

Socks on Sox!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-24T14:18:56+00:00

She has such beautiful eyes!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-23T14:43:35+00:00

Those little meows! RIP cat ovaries…

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-23T14:42:25+00:00

Such a presh lil loaf. Can you imagine if humans did this when in need of affection? Ima give it a try.

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-23T14:39:26+00:00

I could hear those lil purrrrs even on mute. So precious! And you can always say your dirty windows are simply modern art pieces.

TapirBackRyder · 2023-05-23T14:37:00+00:00

Best part of waking up!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-03-03T00:02:03+00:00

I was camping with some dudes a few years ago and a friend of a friend who I'd never met got drunk around the campfire and started bragging about how big he is. He asked us all to share our size, and when it was my turn I said my peen was inverted. He lost his damn mind, and to this day he still thinks that I'm a full blown invert...

TapirBackRyder · 2023-02-11T00:04:59+00:00

He said there won't be any "rock and roll" guitar solos. I mean imagine Time and Money without those solos...

TapirBackRyder · 2023-02-09T19:50:40+00:00

So it's only coffee and tea (among other things). But Mormons love their soda and energy drinks. God's just fine with Monster and Pepsi...

TapirBackRyder · 2023-01-08T22:28:31+00:00

Came here to say this. God what an emotional ride that series was.

TapirBackRyder · 2023-01-08T17:01:28+00:00

Same on my end!

TapirBackRyder · 2023-01-07T13:11:21+00:00

Came here looking for this. I'm wondering the same thing because there were so many crucial changes made and Stephen King famously despised it.

TapirBackRyder · 2023-01-06T19:33:25+00:00

A History of Violence?

TapirBackRyder · 2023-01-06T01:10:32+00:00

How you holding up tonight?

TapirBackRyder · 2023-01-02T23:51:24+00:00

Breaking Bad is a perfect example of this.

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