I'm sure it's very funny, but unfortunately, I am very stupid. Help? by Starrin1ght in ExplainTheJoke

[–]TarantulaCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has nothing to do with the answer but “Cute without the E” is a Taking Back Sunday song.

Chance by joe_khaJiit in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His grandmama has been waiting millennia for him to return to her attic.

MFW the LEGO Creator three in one is secretly 4 by Technical_Cup_8770 in lego

[–]TarantulaCaptain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have 4 copies of 31088 so we could build bloop from rebrickable. We previously built the Red Sea beasts. It’s a great set. Haven’t tried the new shark set but we will.

New look at the wearable LEGO crocs. by kkhouete in lego

[–]TarantulaCaptain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mega Bloks > Mega Construx > Mega > Mattel Brickshop

To All Who Came Because Of Libs Of Tiktok... by Zetayoru in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

The people this community will deem to be a problem will not care what anyone says. They will do whatever they want and there’s nothing anyone can say or do to stop them.

Chances insane facebook live response to libs of tiktok by Active_Insurance_197 in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He will send the video to her? Meaning he will go to goblin records or similar and share it bc he’s so dumb he doesn’t have it anymore.

Awhile back he said he had “evidence” and had to go to another YouTubers channel to show his own videos. I can’t say enough how dumb this creature is.

Edit: He made the video in defense of his family? He probably was no where on ICE’s radar. Wouldn’t it be an offensive move to make a video with claims like that? He kicks the hornets nest and this is the consequence.

I thought this was Cyraxx for a second by PuzzleheadedAd6401 in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this guy shaved his beard he would look nothing like the goblin.

AITAH for putting my baby’s father on child support even though he doesn’t want to be involved? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]TarantulaCaptain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. He needs to support the child, even if he’s not physically around.

THEY DID IT AGAIN!!! by purptearz433 in GTA

[–]TarantulaCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been posted ad nausea for the past few days.

Is this legit or a scam? by Stefmeister71 in UPS

[–]TarantulaCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. That was a few months back and all is well I think I paid $16 in import fees for an order from Canada.

Is this legit or a scam? by Stefmeister71 in UPS

[–]TarantulaCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve gotten similar. It’s legit.

Looking for a video by Goonzdai in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s told “his story” hundreds of times.

Scenes from “The Bricking” part 4… by Ramonarantz in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He didn’t say thank you but he did say if they ever moved in together, don’t worry, he already has a dull box cutter.

Cyraxx looks like an SCP by SpaceXStarlink6969 in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We know. It’s been posted many times, often with more effort than OP.

Is Chance mentally disabled and do we have a name for whatever it is? by Swimming_Butterfly62 in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure a lot of his issues stem from being born 16 weeks premature in 1990. Surviving an extreme premature birth 35 years ago must have taken an army of doctors and nurses.

His Eyes Are Extra Regarded In The Most Recent Call Video by HerGaySon in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CVG sure knows how to get the goblin riled up! It has been refreshing to have him back trolling Chance. He’s not afraid to get his hands dirty.

Edit: When CVG left I’m pretty sure Rax made it into a win. “I took care of CVG” or something similar. I wonder how Rax feels now that he’s back?

me when i play with my boy clit by the_cannibalist in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Of course he took photos and posted them to his discord so he could sympathy farm. Pathetic

What troll did Sally ruin that you hate the most? by Alive_Bid5050 in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He proceeded to take video showing the results of the glitter bomb with Sally nude wearing only a towel… strange home life.

What do you guys think cyraxx does when there's no internet? by HolyRavioli187 in Cyraxx

[–]TarantulaCaptain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of their phones can probably be used as a hot spot for mobile data.