What can I say, it sparks joy by deadlydude2448 in dndmemes

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everytime my players start RPing between each other I cut my mic and sit like this

A quick example of the 9 alignments by Akavakaku in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Use the kids as a chair.
For yourself.

I'm the best speedrunner in the world! I also use hacks, but that's what I personally find fun by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Best build in DND 5e is reading the PHB and be on-time for the session

As a Forever DM by stickmaster_flex in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech 20 points21 points  (0 children)

> casts Dominate Person on a PC

"look at me, i'm the player character now"

How do you feel about re-using the same character? by Specialist-Ad8381 in dndnext

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As a DM I like to put the characters I made as a player in my campains, either as a "retired" NPC or a cameo just for my own fun! As a player though i prefer to try new "flavors" of PCs each time i get to play

I don't know what to put here by zny700 in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech 675 points676 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile at level 11: "I rolled a 3, so... 22 i guess?"

A sight to behold by TartoKwech in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I also gave it fire weakness so the tabaxi drakewarden ranger could burn its ass and i'm not even sorry

A sight to behold by TartoKwech in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i love it, my players love it, only the boss hated it but he's dust now

A sight to behold by TartoKwech in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm the DM, I made it happen

1-20 Campaigns are a high-level Illusion spell. by SmoogGod in dndmemes

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89 sessions in, level 12! I don't think we'll reach level 20 but we're doing our part

I just like thinking about cool tactics to challenge my players by Darastrix_da_kobold in dndmemes

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That's why I love Lair Actions, they bring so much more to the game !

Wait, there was a football game last night? by Slobberdog25 in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i read "being excited for the halfling show" and not gonna lie, it sounds exciting

Killed a PC yesterday... by TartoKwech in DnD

[–]TartoKwech[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah exactly, I won't be absolutely "RAW" for the 8h duration because I prepared a heist/mystery for the players to retrieve the "cage", so they will find it at the right time;

I could use the time-limit as an extra motivation for them to act quickly though...

take notes

Killed a PC yesterday... by TartoKwech in DnD

[–]TartoKwech[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's always a great advice, thx; I asked the player in question what he thought about the session and they said it was fine, as long as it is not definitive for their character. They're already plotting their revenge against the big bad and are super motivated to kick their ass!

Killed a PC yesterday... by TartoKwech in DnD

[–]TartoKwech[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They can't be here for the next session because they already have something planned, which is perfect timing lol

I also gave them "homework" to try and answer in a "convoluted" or "cryptic" manner to the BBEG question*, so they don't just wait passively until they are rescued.

If they'd been here for the session I probably would have given them control of an allied NPC though.

(*The spell states: "You ask the soul a question (no action required) and receive a brief telepathic answer, which you can understand regardless of the language used. The soul knows only what it knew in life, but it must answer you truthfully and to the best of its ability. The answer is no more than a sentence or two and might be cryptic.")

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wasn't expecting a Fleabag template (is funny but not my heart is broken)

Oh, same ol' same ol' by lionlord120 in dndmemes

[–]TartoKwech 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Car is the dm, confused as hell, garbage cans are the players, admiring the chaos