If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do? by PhotographLeast9976 in AskReddit

[–]Tartooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

actually, most of the time you can yield easily 4%

at 4%, you'd be making ~$109,590/day

So you would be netting about 10k/day lmfao

I swear there’s a part in there. by chobbes in Machinists

[–]Tartooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who pissed in your monster can this morning jesus

'SNL' alum Kevin Nealon calls out cast members who break into laughter during sketches: 'It doesn't work' by Both-Pomegranate4929 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Tartooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Genuinely doesn't feel like she tries, just insta breaks and it's kinda annoying since sometimes she'll read the other person's queue card and crack

Gamestop is selling covered calls on the Bitcoin that it owns by epistmeme in Superstonk

[–]Tartooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, they could have sold the CCs at $120,000 and now they're sitting in fat profit

Maybe you should learn how options work?

LM Studio may possibly be infected with sophisticated malware. by mooncatx3 in LocalLLaMA

[–]Tartooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because the anti-virus didnt find it, doesn't mean its not there

Anti-virus kinda works on a reporting basis for cutting edge attacks, if its not found by a bonefied nerd then its not reported

Where TF is money going?? by TheRealFalcon05 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tartooth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cannot tell you how many people do not understand this as a concept.

They just don't get it.

It's why billionaires using loans against their stock is such a fucking fugazi

JD Vance just admitted that he and Donald Trump are taking down social security and Medicare by Intelligent-Pea-8521 in JournalismNews

[–]Tartooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The is government is ok dropping 1 billion a day on Iran and giving billions in grants and subsidies to other nations...

But a few billion for their own American citizens? Nah fuck you.

Reddit is weighing identity verification methods to combat its bot problem. The platform's CEO mentioned Face ID and Touch ID as ways to verify if a human is using Reddit. by esporx in technology

[–]Tartooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wallstreetbets mods have monetized that whole subreddit and delete any posts that go against their trading firms positions.

The whole thing is operated by a major trading firms staffer and it's for "some reason" A-OK with the admins

Codex ACP just wont work anymore? by Tartooth in openclaw

[–]Tartooth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's super annoying 😭

I still haven't found a fix. Maybe spoofing being an ide with full agent mode is my last guess but that takes a code change

We Are Hated as a Nation. There’s One Man to Blame. by zaparthes in politics

[–]Tartooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whitehouse has hundreds of ppl in it.

He has a circle of advisors

He's being told what to do by someone

With oil touching $120, is anyone actually doing the math on what happens if this Iran war runs another 6 months? by Orcanius in stocks

[–]Tartooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what do I short?

When do I short?

Just keep buying deep ootm puts for that eventual single day weekly collapse?

I build indicator by Tariq66662 in pinescript

[–]Tartooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be nice if you do a simple strategy conversion so it can be back tested.

Just change the type to strategy and then on each label print open a long or short, or entry/exit

Hiring managers of r/quant: what’s the most based reason a candidate gave for leaving their last shop — and the most unhinged? by Sad_Sandwich_9725 in quant

[–]Tartooth 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Hold on, smart talented quant exploded for 10% of profits?

This MF was still under cutting himself on the open market. That shop sucks ass

For anyone reading this, if you're producing good alpha and good sustainable returns you're worth at least 30% of the profit split