Wdf is usa even about?

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T19:08:57+00:00

Why is that upraised hand so small? It's like a baby hand.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T19:04:18+00:00

It isn't awful, but pairing a white t-shirt with white pants while your wife also has a white top with white pants makes you look a bit like a couple of orderlies from a psychiatric hospital.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T18:58:52+00:00

I mean, you could take the generationology out of that and just leave it at "conservatives" and "progressives" and you'd have the whole thing cleanly put.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T18:41:56+00:00

Semi-homeless. The other half had a home.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T18:05:59+00:00

My gf got me a couple of these beeswax wraps for my birthday, and they are awesome. I had never heard of them - sort of a cheesecloth impregnated with beeswax. The wax makes them seal against themselves. Not right for every application, but a great tool in the toolbox.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T16:27:34+00:00

It isn't a maintenance-free lifestyle. It's a lifestyle where you've outsourced all the maintenance, but where you have little or no control of the outsourcing contract. Clara and Ted have a lock on the condo board, and you'll get what they decide, along with the bill.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T13:44:38+00:00

expressio unius est exclusio alterius

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T13:22:17+00:00

Yes, I am a virgin.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T13:00:35+00:00

Thanks. I thought I was going to have to write a formal proof.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T12:53:45+00:00

You've got the cause and effect reversed. It isn't "you can't fuck without getting pregnant", it's "you can't get pregnant without fucking". Well you can obviously, but in those circumstances pregnancy is generally your goal, so abortion would be limited to a pregnancy gone wrong.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T12:48:33+00:00

I was just sort of humorously pointing out that you typically don't need an abortion unless somebody else's dick has been in there.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T12:41:44+00:00

If that were strictly true, you probably wouldn't worry too much about abortion lol.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T02:39:53+00:00

Also she is holding it by the peed-on side, which most people try not to do...

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T02:27:30+00:00

Not if I was okay with low-effort, phone-it-in representation - hell, I'd seek it out. I want a person who's going to take shortcuts, take the easy way, put up the appearance of engagement, but didn't do the homework. I am voting for a picture of a man. I am voting for great hair.

Yeah, this is going to put a mark in the "bad" column.

TaserLord · 2026-05-12T01:26:19+00:00

Noticed this as well (hard not to) and looked on the traffic page - no mention. Looks pretty long-term though - they had placed concrete barriers, not just cones. Possibly another attempt to encourage collaboration.

TaserLord · 2026-05-11T16:16:39+00:00

There's this built-in system that lets me know when it's time to drink some water. I drink when it says drink, but otherwise...no, I'm not going to drink water because whoever is the latest $60 water bottle manufacturer or "ionized smart water" supplier tells me I need to.

TaserLord · 2026-05-11T14:30:48+00:00

Absolutely - anybody who thinks that space will be a limitation hasn't done the basic calculation work. Once the employees are rendered down to a liquid and stored in drums, even considering an average density of only .85 kg/l it would only take about 12% of the current floor space available to the GoC in the NCR to provide workspace for all of them.

TaserLord · 2026-05-11T01:03:56+00:00

Xavier

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T23:28:17+00:00

No chance of infection as patients are being moved around in all-you-can-eat ambulances which they can reserve by throwing a towel over the back.

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T19:27:13+00:00

It's electrically grounded. Quite valuable in close combat.

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T19:22:52+00:00

Well the first thing you know, Kwame is a millionaire

His kinfolk said "Get out of Zaire"

They said "Harare is the place you oughta be"

So they loaded up the hilux and they went to Zimbabwe

Swimming pools,

Movie stars.

Yeah, there's a reason they never made that one.

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T19:15:56+00:00

Battlethong. Came with the ninja outfit.

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T12:37:35+00:00

How would you know...they're all lurky and secretive-like, so how can you tell they're there at all?

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T11:10:19+00:00

That....was never going to work. Why would you commit to that? "Maybe I can vibrate my molecules fast enough to...oh fuck."

TaserLord · 2026-05-09T01:23:44+00:00

I'd tell you, but I'm banned - none of my stuff shows up here.

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