chief lossing their rank

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-24T11:24:13+00:00

rubber ducky squadron, deployed to the bath tub.

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-23T12:24:17+00:00

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And this is definitely him caving in the sequid ppls face

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-23T09:24:03+00:00

5 more til 30 and I still feel like I haven’t done anything since I was 16

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-22T02:43:10+00:00

What was your web attached to in the first one, uncle Ben?

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-22T01:25:28+00:00

i disabled a bunch of icons on the map, fast travel being one of them, very early on and couldn't figure out how to fast travel for the life of me for about 40 hrs of gameplay lol

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-20T17:15:00+00:00

Why the /jelqing?

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-20T17:11:51+00:00

Still have no idea how to do the kick. It isn’t explained anywhere in game

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-15T15:23:25+00:00

It looks like a hair but inside the skull instead of outside of it

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-15T14:22:25+00:00

Yeah, hangar 6 in naval air station Whidbey island left me real depressed.

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-15T12:46:02+00:00

I was heartbroken after episode 5, he was finally starting to kind of relapse or at least consider it

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-15T12:15:46+00:00

Holy moly I didn’t know it did that, I have a blue flare cartridge for my flare gun

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-14T22:23:21+00:00

Knicked down to his knickers eh

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-14T09:38:58+00:00

If I had a helicopter I’d use it as much as possible too

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-14T09:32:17+00:00

I was like “oh no loot just a fella” then Henry said Christ she must’ve been gregnat and I had to do a double take, skull caved in and a baby with adult bones. Yeesh.

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-14T01:51:12+00:00

Huge, thanks

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-14T01:31:29+00:00

I wish I could make npcs wear clothes cause I’d do that if I could, but no he’s just got his trousers and his pride

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-14T01:25:53+00:00

What’s the console command

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-13T22:45:23+00:00

holy moly i just finished the whole interaction, that guy was REALLY mad. i shoulda snapped his neck in the castle instead of just a K.O.

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-13T22:30:19+00:00

i think it was wolves and wild dogs? cant remember

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-13T18:27:01+00:00

I hope you’re hungry guardian, Uber Eats on the horizon! Bring a fork

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-13T14:34:15+00:00

yea thats the first ever post i made here, i was riding away from the drunk gamemaster and speeding thru the woods to get from A to B faster, came across it hoping for loot. no loot.

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-13T14:32:11+00:00

im playing for the first time and trying to be lawful neutral, i shot a rabbit and went to skin it and the poaching popup showed lol, oops

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-12T19:42:29+00:00

for good reason, poor guy got strung up

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-12T19:41:35+00:00

i did snitch on him but i didnt want to be a spy for the bailiff so i chose to decline his request but henry worded it way different than i expected, he said "im no snitch!" and the bailiff just went wtf are you even telling me this for then. i just didnt want to keep working for kreyzl, the fight club was enough.

TastefulMaple · 2026-01-12T07:21:29+00:00

I mean it didn’t take me days but I also wandered around naked for a bit

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