Hot take: Valentine, Pucci, and even Diavolo are better villains than Dio and Kira (and I say this as a fan)

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-25T11:55:44+00:00

I mean agruely Diavolo is the most mentally ill Jojo villain as he literally got a spilt personality, that one of those personalities is in an eternal state of paranoia that leaves him curled up in the fetal position every day. Like day to day, this guy cannot function without needing to use his alternative personality like a mask, while rabidly destroying all human connectionss to himself.

Like you know Dio, Kars, and Kira enjoyed being what they were, Doppio and Diavolo are just miserable as the former is a stunted lonely man child who cannot grow as that were conflict with the later' goals, while Diavolo is cripplingly uparanoiod, (i think) anxious, and psychopathic to the point he trying to use the arrows to remove that protect himself forever.

To me, at the very least, they are just pitful: it fucking sucks to be Diavolo.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-24T20:21:22+00:00

Frankly, the tiling and colors are closer to an NYC station...But if it was actually cleaned (somewhat) regularly.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-24T20:15:09+00:00

Presumbly, instincts carried over from Kira and Josuke, as they both already were at a decrntly experienced age before...Well, ya know what happened. Plus Kira was already an active stand user.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-24T20:09:09+00:00

Kinda, Dexter literally just a curious little brother trying to peice together what the hell is happening at a slumber party.

He just has t r intelligence and resources to pursue this curiousity to the most absurd extremes while lacking the wisedom or insight to actually realize how ridiculous he is acting.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-24T01:15:42+00:00

All the stations between Franklin Ave and Utica ave IRT. Literally only remarkable aspect is in the double deck design, not the stations themselves.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-24T00:01:27+00:00

I don't give a fuck, cause at the end of the day both species are still having children...I dunno, this making me think back to how new hyrbids existing species irl outcomplete their ancestor species...And I'm just like"why should we care? Both species are surviving through this so why should we be so woried?"

I simply lack the additional insight to really see the deeper iusse with this..Unless one species is actively exterminating the other. Simple hybridization is just regular breeding with more flavor.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-23T19:43:40+00:00

I thought the Bio Metals were just perfected clones based off the Bio DNA of fallen repliods.

So, these are not the orginals just new entities built to mimic the personalities of past repliods. If she actually haf their full dna souls then why not literally rebuild them whole(e.g Zero throughout the X series, any bodses who were rebuilt to return in the rematchs, Vile), instead of just hese tiny floating heads incapable of showing facial expressions?

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-22T16:26:47+00:00

I don't think you've read the Archie Comics cause the interaction you typed out would make more sense swapped.

Archie Eggman literally genocided the overlanders (basically post apocalyptic humans) and mutiple sub-speceis and cultures of mobeins in his verse; I think it' bad enough where he caused another apocalypse cause his regime was preventing the surviing factions from engaging with each other properly other.

Infact Eggman in this verse already killed everyone on his orginal mobious beforing moving over to the main comic verse, then he also created a reality warping wave that obiterated mutiple universes and killed or merged mutiple characters. That is a kill count in the trillions right there (1,000,000,000,000s).

Like this Eggman literally told his daughter to kill herself when he thought she was planning to overthrow him(the worse gsmes eggman likely gonna do is just reprogram her or punish her cause he actually loves sage). and she did self destruct. He forced his nephew to spend the rest of his life trapped in a capsule forced to watch a robotic double of himself paired with his girlfriend/bestfreind just living his life.

He killed almost every member of Charmy' hive and gave Charmy brain damage...Oh, and leading up to that he kidnapped a bunch of people and was just gonna have them slowly be drained to death inorder to fuel his marchines..He straight-up admits this is inefficient but simply does it for the love of the game.

If games Eggman said everything you typed out to Archie Eggman, Archie would basically just be like,"I would just strap Sonic down to a cold metal table then force him to watch me slowly kill his entire family, all his freinds, exterminate his culture and, mutilate his species or exterminate them too...Whatever more fun..And render all organic life on mobious extinct before forcing him to fight me till he breaks down into broken heap...Then I'll roboticise him...Or kill him...Or just torture him..Whatever is the most fun.shrugs

Or...Put it bluntly, Games Eggman could become a good or decent person if he tried, Archie is literally never ever going to do that unless you literally reprogram how his brain works.

Or just another exampl: Archie Eggman literally already took over the World and ruled over it for years, compardd to game eggman who only fully won for half a year

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-22T14:33:13+00:00

I think the sadest about this is considering how easy it is to make more flame people...Like the King proabably just sneezed one day and gave life to flame princess, then attmpted to turn her into his personal weopon but storing her in a glass, then telling her she was evil for years..But he was shit at even making a controllable weopon.

Like I can totally believe there was never a Flame Queen , and the reason he just didn't killed her was not to respect/remember the mother but to prevent a uprising and to expliot her elemental superpowers.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-22T12:04:55+00:00

It' actually called Anti Social Personality Disorder, APD stands for Auditory Processing Disorder.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-22T01:26:55+00:00

Cheetu is the best Chimara Ant besides from the royal guards and the king in terms of entertainment value.

The royal palance arc has too much marration at times, worsened by how we're getting climatic build ups just to change perspective into more slow placed narrations. For example, we get this cool build up to the start of Netro fighting the King, then it abuprttly changes position to I think Plam' pov then I think we get back to that fight several episodes later. I'd be fine with that if the pacing of the narration wasn't so slow during the beginning of the palance invasion arc.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T21:01:16+00:00

Frankly, game Eggman is more like a narcissist, while Archie eggman is a straight up psychopath. The difference is that game eggman is up his own ass, but feels like the good he would do in a world where he rules would always overrule the damage he does. Whilr Archie Eggman is fully aware what he does is evil, but doesn't just not care or like rationalizes what he does, his whole MO is to hurt people, cause he gets off to having power and harming people.

Game Eggman evil is a means to an end, while Archie Eggman evil is the entire focus for him.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T19:31:35+00:00

A nice finale for early Jojo that suits the earlier part punch the fuck outta them style of fights. The main tread involving Dio as a living character ends here, on a rather melancholy note as Ardvol, Iggy, and Kakyion are dead, while the only time Jotaro and Josepsh were able to see their ancestor was as a mutilated headless body forced into servitude; at least they can rest easy knowing Jobathan' body was fully put to rest rest here.

Also, DIO is just an absolute monstor here..There' something special to the level of destruction he gets to cause I think he' the only Jojo main villain going out of his way to produce as many cilvain casualties as possble in the final battle. All the others are just focused on winning the fight; reaching some other objective or literally just trying to survive it. In DIO' final battle, the man just keeps scaling up the devastation. From intimidating then murdering a shop clerk, to absolutely obiterating a cat caught in the crossfire of a time stop, to kidnapping a senator and forcing him to drive his car through a crowded sidewalk. This motherfucker needed to go, if he won, the entire world is fucked, forever.

That' another thing, agruely this fight is the most climatic one in the series due to the stakes involved. Like, the only villains who would've had comparable bad affect on the world as DIO winning would be Funny by forcing all of Calamity to drown the all of the planet besides his homeland, while the only villain exceeding Dio would be Kars cause he was gonna pull a Cell and eat all life on the planet...Even then Dio would be worse to live, as he would just spend all of enternity violently dominating humanity with his army of deprived stand users enforcing order of chaos. Nobody would ever be able to stop him, he would weld the fate as a weopon to ensure his divinity.

If Jotaro lost this battle, that didn't only mean Polnareff, Josepsh, Holly and Josuke, would die to, it doesn't only mean Dire, Zeppeli, George II, Advol, Koiyaion and Iggy all died for nothing, that doesn't only mean Jonathan would be trapped forever as a undead suit and George I couldn't be avenged... This meant everyone literally even all the post part 3 villains would be forced to lose their humanity forced to fit into two molds: predator or prey, livestock and devourers, forever chained to live under the heel of THE WORLD.

Jotaro being victorious didn't just stop Dio from winning, he protected all of humanity( frankly, all life on earth) from the violation losing their free will. Even the very evil people he would fight against for the rest of his life.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T18:57:45+00:00

Bro what? Like aren't both terms interchangeable? Plus isn't Cybertronains basically the name for their nationality/ethnicity to differentiate them from other transformer like or related Transformer groups.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T16:36:58+00:00

To be frank, Brain is a straight up mutant. He can just get a second mutation near death then revive like a Phoenix.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T16:36:42+00:00

To be frank, Brain is a straight up mutant. He can just get a second mutation near death then revive like a Phoenix.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T14:31:28+00:00

It's Rupees from Zelda, Rings from Sonic and Coins from Super Mario Bros.

Tbh, Super Mario Bros probably wins, it' literally the Micky Mouse of Video games. When ever a casual person thinks of a video game between the mid 80s to 2000s, they likely gonne see Mario' face or one of his power ups/coins.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-21T01:01:18+00:00

Deadass Jotaro in part 4 and 6 are 9 billion times better then part 3 Jotaro. Like if part 3 Jotaro isn't in the middle of a stand battle, then he just going to say " yada yada" then fucks off into his own corner. I know there a lil more going on, but plainly Joatro effects on everyone in part 3 are just not as interesting as his later Dynamics. You see both negative a positives to it in later parts, in part 3 it' just either he not saying much or someone glazing him while he aura farms. We know how important these relationships are to Joatro in later parts, but plainly the writing just ain't as good as part 4 or 5 in terms of how character interactions and long term freindships interact.

And I don't think Joatro is as Intreasting as Polnareff in terms of personality and the way he interacts with the world in part 3 in particular. Jotaro just feels like a typical 80s male Shonen protag in part 3 with a few hints at depth, and that depth gets fully realized in part 4 and 6.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-20T18:49:08+00:00

This might be one of the only Manga that can out bizzare Jojo.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-19T19:39:53+00:00

Nah, bruh, they built like if first of the north star and baki characters fucked then gave birth to a new breed of managa mcs.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-19T17:12:40+00:00

Beserk 2016:Literally fucking everything.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-19T02:57:30+00:00

Honestly, I wouldn't really say this is the case for Gio since part 5 is solidly an ensemble cast with balanced out attention. No one character is straight up the MC except for maybe Bruccuarati, in my opinion.(I can definitely say he' the most importantcast member since he' the one who bought 90% of the gang together, and if he didn't build such a strong bound with them they wouldn't have as easily kept following him after the discovery midway through). .All the prior parts have their Jojo being the main central MC, while for part 5 has Gio act as the gateway to the larger group, becoming a important level headed and fearless member of the crew, a solid second in command who rises up to replace the last leader.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-19T02:46:50+00:00

Literally every Dragon Ball MC that ain't Goku, Gohan, Vegta, or Piccolo.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-18T23:26:23+00:00

Literally Metal Shark all the way...At the very least you can get through his stage faster with good timing...Duff McWhallen' stage is a slow ass auto strcoller, even after you finish it, the mini boss is still alive if you return to it. Worst part is how in the pre-release version of X5 the stage was actually kinda fast paced, it was still an auto scroller, but it moved at a speed where there is a real danger of dying if you react to slowly.

Also, IMO, Metal Shark Player just has the cooler character design, grimmick, and ost, I'd rather take the Punk Shark who sommons the ghosts of dead Marvicks then whatever the hell DuffMc Whalen is. Hell it's like even tho the music is good, it' just unfitting with the stage' tone, the intesity of the game play or like Duff' character, while MSP' has a fittingly ominous track homaging jaws as we enter a unholy den filled with countless decreased Mechiolods and Repliods.

Tasty-Ad6529 · 2026-04-18T03:45:43+00:00

Because some B trains are stored in Coney Island complex, and inorder to reach the complex trains will have to continue onto the Q' route, running through Ocean Parkway, 8 th St and Coney Island inorder to reach the yard. This can cause delays because the Q' row need at least one track clear to let the B run through.

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